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TallyMan
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18 Apr 2010, 9:50 am

Needs to recharge her batteries every day at a 240 volt power point.


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18 Apr 2010, 10:46 am

Is so hyper he generates enough energy to run all his household appliances.



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18 Apr 2010, 11:24 am

Has the vastest compilation of change, replace or screw a light bulb related jokes in whole state of Maryland.



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18 Apr 2010, 12:13 pm

Writes jokes for inclusion inside Christmas crackers for a living.


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18 Apr 2010, 1:30 pm

Is the most wanted medium writing words of wisdom/prophecy for Chinese fortune cookies.



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18 Apr 2010, 1:44 pm

Eats all the fortune cookies in my restaurant and then complains about the banana fritters.


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18 Apr 2010, 1:46 pm

Has been known to sell people ancient tools from unknown origins..



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18 Apr 2010, 1:53 pm

Bought all my expensive ancient Egyptian artefacts... (Now I need to get some more made :lol: )


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19 Apr 2010, 5:13 am

Is a fairly ancient artifact himself. :wink:



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19 Apr 2010, 5:18 am

Sold TallyMan to me. :P


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19 Apr 2010, 7:26 am

Once spent 467 years in penitentiary for human trafficking.



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19 Apr 2010, 7:56 am

Spent (and is still spending) time in juvy.


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19 Apr 2010, 8:08 am

Got kicked out of Never-Never Land by Peter Pan.



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19 Apr 2010, 9:06 am

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19 Apr 2010, 9:13 am

Appears to be my owner! 8O :lol:


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19 Apr 2010, 9:32 am

Written and of course performed this brilliant piece of music. 't smurfenlied' (although you know the song all too well of course, it's a shame you cannot hear it again now)

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5iOIa4EZuQ[/youtube]

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