Corrupt A Wish

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ghoti, this is corrupt a wish, not make my dreams.

Wish granted, but everything else is turned backwards too, leading everyone to fly off into the sun except the birds.

I wish Limp Bizkit had more consistency.

Granted, all your biscuits are now limp and fall off into your tea when you dunk them.

I wish I knew what Limp Bizkit is.

Granted, you are now the official spokesmen for Limp Bizkit and must make 1,000 calls each day.

I wish I could speak another language fluently.

Wish granted, but it becomes a dead language shrotly after.

I wish rap and metal never fused.

that wish is too good to corrupt, i to wish it, so lets secritly plot to have them all buried w/ lady gaga in the mountians

i wish to breed another hybred fish that the whole world loves, but has no idea how they came about

Wish granted, but the hybrid fish become medicine instead and are hidden by the FDA.

I wish Super Smash bros. Brawl was good.

Granted: you end up with the Game figurines made of candy, and they taste good.


I wish I was so rich, that I could give everyone (that does not have it already) 10 million dollars.

Granted. The IRS will get you though for gifting that much money.

I wish restore Manhattan to its natural condition.

Granted, West Side Story will soon be 50 years old -- get the anniversary copy for instructions.

I wish politicians would tell us how bad things really are.

Granted. Now they tell us that things will be getting worse.

I wish that I understood people.

Wish granted; but you still can't use slang right.

I wish ads were less intrusive.

Granted: ads now only show in the shows you watch as a part of the shows backgrounds.


I Wish I could travel great distances in a blink of an eye as much as I wished. (There is someone I would definitely go visiting, ALLOT).

Granted, but only to New York and Las Vegas.

I wish light and dark were reversed.

Granted, though you still work dayshift from 11PM to 7AM.

I wish more people would think before they speak.

Granted. They now think more diabolical thoughts before they say them.

I wish days were 25 hours long.

Wish granted, but they only think about themselves.

I wish industrial metal never died out.