PRIZE MACHINE

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Damn! Why do I always get the job of repairing this machine! It is about time someone put a guard on it to stop people putting in anything in other than quarters... works away... bang, bash, bang, buzz, whir. There machine fixed again. Stop messing with it people!

*inserts a plucked chicken*

You receive a mouthful of feathers.

*inserts small repair man to fix the machine to no longer take money*

You receive an irate repair man chasing you with a sharp screwdriver.

*inserts quarter*

You receive a feather bed.

*inserts a feather*

Receives salmonella, and $10,000!

*inserts Ron Jeremy*

You receive a pearl necklace.

*inserts Martin Luther*

You receive a King, and a box of contraceptives.

*inserts a photograph of Liza Minnelli*

You receive the original, Frank Sinatra, version of "New York, New York" because even the machine rejects her.

*Inserts Joan Rivers*

You receive some old American jokes.

*Inserts a fish*

You receive a jar of tartar sauce.

*inserts a boning knife*

You are boned by the machine.

*Inserts quarter*

You get a hand slap for being naughty.

*inserts Life Bouy*

You receive a hundred gallons of sea water.

*Inserts fishing hook*

You get a waterlogged tire. T-I-R-E. (bursts in to "Proud to be an American")

*inserts colouring book*

heh

You receive the colouring book completed, but all in grey.

*Inserts £1*

You receive a reimbursement cheque from your neighbour for the catalogue from the Centre of Behaviour and it paralyses you.


^Of course that's written in gibberish so never mind.

*inserts quarter*