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Booyakasha Veteran
Joined: 6 Oct 2009Gender: FemalePosts: 13,898
Keeps sea urchins as pets in his bath tub.
reginaterrae Veteran
Joined: 19 May 2009Age: 59Gender: FemalePosts: 11,220Location: Maryland, USA
To heck with rubber duckies, Booyakasha keeps a flock of live ones in her bathtub.
TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
Has the most powerful sneeze in the world:
Would like to pinch snuff, but it makes him sneeze.
Stole reginaterrae's chickens only to check their sex.
Makes pregnancy testing kits for unicorns.
Has unspeakable chicken-sexing fantasies.
^ And I can't even see that video you posted because of dial-up internet. Has me mixed up with a randy old cockerel.
Likes "chicks" better than chickens -- has dial-up internet expressly to prevent him from watching "that" kind of video ......
Rears ostriches. Likes to start the day on a boiled ostrich egg.
Rears wrens. Likes to start the day on a poached wren's egg.
Heard about birds nest soup, but due to lack of ingredients tried making if from a house sparrows nest.
Thought the house-sparrow's nest soup was delicious.
Served it with custard to make it more palatable.
Ate all the custard. Hey, do you know how many wren's eggs it takes to make a cup of custard?
ProfessorX Veteran
Joined: 8 Feb 2007Age: 53Gender: MalePosts: 16,795
Had once been seen trying out for the opera...