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20 Apr 2010, 4:43 pm

Honey, you don't waste good moonshine on yer dog. :P

He likes the chitterlings part, it's the moonshine he's not so sure of.



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20 Apr 2010, 4:49 pm

Fair enough... I'll have the moonshine. Hic :hic:

Is getting me drunk with the produce from her illegal still.


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20 Apr 2010, 4:52 pm

Head cheese is his favorite dairy product.



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20 Apr 2010, 4:54 pm

Soft soap is her favourite palliative.


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20 Apr 2010, 4:58 pm

Tried stuffing his pillow with soft soap. Decided it was not a marketable invention.



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20 Apr 2010, 5:00 pm

Tried to sell Eider down pillows but couldn't get them to stay inside the pillow cases.


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20 Apr 2010, 5:03 pm

Tried to incubate caviar, because he is very fond of fish.



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20 Apr 2010, 5:04 pm

Refused to sit on said caviare to make it hatch.


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20 Apr 2010, 5:06 pm

Sat on said caviar himself instead, and ... oh ... the horror! so many broken eggshells



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20 Apr 2010, 5:07 pm

Looked after my plant for the weekend :( Image


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20 Apr 2010, 5:12 pm

Gee, I thought fish meal was supposed to be such a great fertilizer!

Likes the smell of tomato foliage even better than the taste of the fruit.



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20 Apr 2010, 5:19 pm

Rolls her own cigarettes with tomato foliage.


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20 Apr 2010, 5:22 pm

hmm. sounds much better than tobacco!

Used to grow tobacco, but lately has switched to poppies. They're so pretty!



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20 Apr 2010, 5:34 pm

Every morning takes her favourite earthworm Marmaduke for a morning stroll.



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20 Apr 2010, 5:35 pm

Has a pet snail called Brian.


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20 Apr 2010, 5:41 pm

Has a pet alligator named Marjorie.