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reginaterrae Veteran
Joined: 19 May 2009Age: 59Gender: FemalePosts: 11,220Location: Maryland, USA
Honey, you don't waste good moonshine on yer dog. He likes the chitterlings part, it's the moonshine he's not so sure of.
TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
Fair enough... I'll have the moonshine. Hic Is getting me drunk with the produce from her illegal still.
Head cheese is his favorite dairy product.
Soft soap is her favourite palliative.
Tried stuffing his pillow with soft soap. Decided it was not a marketable invention.
Tried to sell Eider down pillows but couldn't get them to stay inside the pillow cases.
Tried to incubate caviar, because he is very fond of fish.
Refused to sit on said caviare to make it hatch.
Sat on said caviar himself instead, and ... oh ... the horror! so many broken eggshells
Looked after my plant for the weekend
Gee, I thought fish meal was supposed to be such a great fertilizer! Likes the smell of tomato foliage even better than the taste of the fruit.
Rolls her own cigarettes with tomato foliage.
hmm. sounds much better than tobacco! Used to grow tobacco, but lately has switched to poppies. They're so pretty!
Booyakasha Veteran
Joined: 6 Oct 2009Gender: FemalePosts: 13,898
Every morning takes her favourite earthworm Marmaduke for a morning stroll.
Has a pet snail called Brian.
Has a pet alligator named Marjorie.