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theimperiousdork Veteran
Joined: 7 Jul 2009Age: 40Gender: MalePosts: 5,896Location: Secret
Has a pet elephant named Jimbo.
TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
Opened a car wash using the services of Jimbo.
Is a regular customer of said car wash.
Prefers to wash his car with a sand blaster.
Kenjuudo Veteran
Joined: 7 Mar 2009Age: 47Gender: MalePosts: 2,553Location: Norway
Washes his armpits with mud.
Loves wallowing in the mud like a pig.
reginaterrae Veteran
Joined: 19 May 2009Age: 59Gender: FemalePosts: 11,220Location: Maryland, USA
Was a mud-wrestling champion in college.
Is currently the Maryland queen of mud wrestlers. (As in her name Queen + mud )
Is the one who calculates the rankings for professional mud-wrestling (as in his name, Tally Man)
Sells eggs from chickens fed entirely on garlic and onions.
PunkyKat Veteran
Joined: 14 May 2008Age: 39Gender: FemalePosts: 3,492Location: Kalahari Desert
seems to like elderly Asians or is one
Seems to like lizards, or ...
ProfessorX Veteran
Joined: 8 Feb 2007Age: 53Gender: MalePosts: 16,795
Often stares at people going up & down escalators..
Records the music played in elevators so he can listen to it later, again and again.
Booyakasha Veteran
Joined: 6 Oct 2009Gender: FemalePosts: 13,898
Is a tutor to musical elevators, teaches them to sing in pentatonic scale.
AspieCartoonist Snowy Owl
Joined: 4 Feb 2010Age: 35Gender: MalePosts: 133Location: Kentucky, USA
Stands in an elevator all day with face in corner, ignoring stares.