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browncow45
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25 Aug 2012, 5:52 pm

You are no longer allowed wishes, therefore giving you nothing to be corrupted.

I wish for an all expenses payed vacation to Hawaii.

Yensid
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26 Aug 2012, 5:41 am

Granted, but you will be sacrificed to a volcano when your vacation is over.

I wish that everybody had an evil twin.

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PHISHA51
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26 Aug 2012, 4:10 pm

Granted. We have all been replaced and got wiped out along with the earth because of our evil twins.

I wish to work for the CIA.

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LaPelirroja
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26 Aug 2012, 5:45 pm

Granted. During an investigation, you engage in torture, and are later wracked with guilt.

I wish that parents never divorced or separated.

ReneDescartes
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26 Aug 2012, 8:06 pm

Granted, but you cannot study properly because of their arguments.

I wish I had stylish glasses

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ghoti
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26 Aug 2012, 8:59 pm

Granted. They are very poor fitting and pinches you whenever you wear them.

I wish for T.S. Isaac to die out.

Yensid
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26 Aug 2012, 10:14 pm

Granted. It is destroyed by a larger tropical storm.

I wish for doom and gloom.

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MindWithoutWalls
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26 Aug 2012, 10:34 pm

Granted. That's corrupt enough to begin with. Because you wished for such a bad thing, you're also obviously corrupt already. Therefore, the doom and gloom comes back upon you as a natural result of your behavior and attitude.

I wish nobody thought I looked weird if I wanted to hop up and down or cheer when I'm happy and excited.

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Oldout
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27 Aug 2012, 9:57 am

Granted, I hope you enjoy your brand new straight jacket.

I wish government employees had brains that functioned.

danmac
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27 Aug 2012, 5:19 pm

granted- now yours doesn't

i wish i could breath under water

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AspergianMutantt
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27 Aug 2012, 9:28 pm

Granted, but you may never breath air again.

I wish anything i wanted or desired i can have and do.

MakaylaTheAspie
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27 Aug 2012, 11:56 pm

Granted, it only lasts a day. Everything gets taken back after that.

I wish this wish won't become corrupted.

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Oldout
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28 Aug 2012, 9:53 am

Granted, your wish has been cancelled due to Hurricane Isaac.

I wish I knew everything and was invited on Jeopardy.

Underscore
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28 Aug 2012, 10:49 am

Granted, but you become so famous that your life becomes a continous meltdown.

I wish I was stupider, used my brain less and got to enjoy life like an organism for once

ReneDescartes
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28 Aug 2012, 12:52 pm

Granted, but you lose large amount of money by being deceived by a salesman. You're broke and cannot enjoy life.

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