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Darkword Veteran
Joined: 22 Feb 2009Age: 36Gender: MalePosts: 1,398
When put under significant duress, this person usually explodes.
AspieCartoonist Snowy Owl
Joined: 4 Feb 2010Age: 35Gender: MalePosts: 133Location: Kentucky, USA
Also explodes under stress, only when said person explodes, confetti usually gets strewn about.
reginaterrae Veteran
Joined: 19 May 2009Age: 59Gender: FemalePosts: 11,220Location: Maryland, USA
Is not a piñata.
Thatmew Veteran
Joined: 6 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 1,959
Only explodes in dresses.
When under distress, said person's skin changes to bright threatening colors to ward off intruders.
When under distress, fades to near invisible.
TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
When under distress, lays eggs.
Booyakasha Veteran
Joined: 6 Oct 2009Gender: FemalePosts: 13,898
When under distress sexes chickens.
When under distress organises a penguin revolt!
When under distress dresses up like a penguin and goes to the opera.
caledonia Veteran
Joined: 10 May 2008Age: 57Gender: MalePosts: 1,738Location: Scotland
Was once a nun in the Antarctic and was constantly being followed by randy penguins.
Once appeared in an Austin Powers film.
I eat babies!! !! !! !
Prefers pickled babies.
jennyishere Veteran
Joined: 9 Jan 2009Age: 64Gender: FemalePosts: 9,875Location: Australia
Claims to eat babies.
Went to buy a baby from the supermarket... because she'd seen them being wheeling about in the shopping trolleys.