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27 Jan 2010, 12:44 pm

It is so cold and yet so dark out there and oon top of that, I need to fully recover before i start?

Why haven't you filled in that form?


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27 Jan 2010, 1:13 pm

I only fill out forms printed in chartreuse or violet.

Why haven't you got your PhD yet?



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31 Jan 2010, 6:02 pm

I dropped out of university through a trap door into the magical land of Narnia.


Why aren't you cleaning my car?



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31 Jan 2010, 6:08 pm

Because you haven't payed me, yet.

Why are there condoms all over my garden?


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31 Jan 2010, 6:08 pm

I'm waiting for the body shop to finish with it since you wrecked it last month.

Why haven't you caught any fish for supper?



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31 Jan 2010, 6:11 pm

My trained seagull has bird flu, so no fishy!

Why aren't you wearing your red dress, it goes with your eyes?



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31 Jan 2010, 6:13 pm

It's hanging out to dry, can't you see it?

Why aren't you wearing your green shirt, it goes with your skin?



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31 Jan 2010, 6:15 pm

It got ripped by my bulging muscles when I got angry.

Why aren't you going to pick up the kids, Bubba and Jethro?



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31 Jan 2010, 6:17 pm

God knew what he was doing when He didn't give me kids.

Why haven't you walked the dogs, Fido and Rover?



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31 Jan 2010, 6:20 pm

Too tired, going to bed.

Why don't you post more of your dazzling wit?



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31 Jan 2010, 6:28 pm

It's too dazzling and I lost my sunglasses.

Good night.

Why don't you dream up some more silliness overnight?



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31 Jan 2010, 6:33 pm

I would, if I wasn't so afraid to sleep, in the first place.

Why don't you give me sleeping pills, so I can sleep?


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31 Jan 2010, 6:38 pm

Because you seem like such a sensitive person, I'm afraid the smallest dose would be too much for you.

Why don't you sing yourself a lullaby?



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31 Jan 2010, 8:12 pm

Because I'm too busy being crotchety and ungrateful.

I payed you the five-thousand bucks, why won't you re-grout my shower already?



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31 Jan 2010, 9:16 pm

Because I have never come across a shower that didn't use water before. It is just so alien to me.

I explained it in detail, but how could you put the spoon on the left?


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31 Jan 2010, 9:58 pm

It's on the right of the place setting to the left....

Where's the chocolate mousse I asked for?