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20 Dec 2020, 2:35 pm

Milktalk wrote:
You couldn't make it up said a story teller as he made up a story.


I remember when I said that. It was a few years ago!


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20 Dec 2020, 2:50 pm

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"Smile" said the photographer as he walked into a door.


Lolololzzz


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20 Dec 2020, 4:07 pm

Mind you... Some hillarious humour is not funny at all... Said the clown as he sneezed into his nose. :)


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21 Dec 2020, 1:53 pm

"One icecream please" said the postman as he opened the letterbox.


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21 Dec 2020, 10:01 pm

"The dog likes his walks" proudly announced his lead as he looked at the man.


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22 Dec 2020, 7:23 pm

"Chairs are made for sitting on" she said as she threw a chair at the bat.


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22 Dec 2020, 7:43 pm

"Pass me the toilet roll" the man said as he sat on the loo in the shop selling bathroom furniture.


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22 Dec 2020, 8:16 pm

Eewwww... but silly .


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22 Dec 2020, 8:19 pm

"Boo" said the chips as the man unwrapped them.


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22 Dec 2020, 9:00 pm

"Weee" said the toilet roll as it rolled down the hill.


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22 Dec 2020, 9:47 pm

"Chuf chuff" said the Rollerblade as it watched a train on TV.


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23 Dec 2020, 9:33 pm

Hehe said the doorbell as the lady went to see who rang it.


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24 Dec 2020, 8:28 pm

"Here. Want a square of toilet paper?" asked the toilet roll as it rolled past.


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25 Dec 2020, 11:12 am

Merry Christmas said the toilet paper roll as it rolled past .


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25 Dec 2020, 11:18 am

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Merry Christmas said the toilet paper roll as it rolled past .


HAHA!


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26 Dec 2020, 7:36 pm

Haha laughed the flies as they walked over the food.


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