Corrupt A Wish

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Granted, but you only get the job because they ran out of chimpanzees.

I wish there were no more wars.

Granted but now there are food fights.

I wish someone could give me a job at a place of my preference.

Granted, but everyone suffers when the terrorists come knocking.

I wish that something interesting would happen in world affairs right now.

Granted but something big happens that creates a celebratory mood.

I wish it was November 2008 already.

Granted, but you missed a bunch of awesome stuff that happened in meantime.

I wish people understood me better.

Granted, but now you do not understand yourself.

I wish I could go back in time and correct a couple of my mistakes in life.

Granted but no one cares about you.

I wish for a big break in my supposed career in writing.

Granted, but your breakout hit is entitled "Coping With A Lifetime Jail Sentence."

I wish for three more wishes.

Granted but they are horrible wishes.

I wish that I could meet another member close to my age where I could take him/her on a night on the town.

Granted, but they are stolen by Aliens and now you have pissed off everyone on WP for losing them.

I wish for peace on Earth.

Granted but peace cannot be corrupted.

I wish I was in love.

Granted, but they don't love you back.

I wish for eternal youth.

Granted but you stay your current age forever!

I wish I was in the Architecture class now.

Granted, but no one else is there.

I wish I had my own private island.

Granted!

I hope you like it...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vozrozhdeniya_Island

Located in the central Aral Sea, Vozrozhdeniya Island was one of the main laboratories and testing sites for the Soviet Union government’s Microbiological Warfare Group...

The laboratory staff members abandoned the island in late 1991. Many of the containers holding the spores were not properly stored or destroyed, and over the last decade many of the containers have developed leaks. As the Aral Sea continues to recede, the area will eventually connect further with the surrounding land. Many scientists fear that animals will move to the surrounding land and eventually carry these deadly biological agents out.

You want privacy?

The main town on the island was Kantubek, which lies in ruins today, but once had approximately 1,500 inhabitants.

You got it!
I WISH FOR A PONY!

Granted, but it dies shortly after you recieve it because you don't know how to care for it.

I wish I was in the 41st millenium so I can help protect the Imperium from the evils besetting it.