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12 Jan 2009, 4:27 pm

The maid stole them :(
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12 Jan 2009, 4:30 pm

Went out on a date with the maid

Where is my cellphone?



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12 Jan 2009, 4:32 pm

i got a important meeting I need ti mines shut off
Where si the laughter?


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12 Jan 2009, 4:36 pm

It's here, heheheheheheheeeee!


Where is my 100-€-bill?



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12 Jan 2009, 4:38 pm

In my wallet

Where are my shoes?



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12 Jan 2009, 4:38 pm

Its a fake, the bank took it back.

Where is my pizza?


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12 Jan 2009, 5:14 pm

The shoes are under my bed. I wore them all day, they're pretty comfy... :wink:

I saw my neighbour eating the pizza. Never seen such a hungry neighbour...


Where is my big cooking knife?



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12 Jan 2009, 5:18 pm

I'm chasing your neighbour with it :evil:

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12 Jan 2009, 5:19 pm

In the knife drawer.
Where is my beef grilled stuffed burrito from Taco Bell?


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12 Jan 2009, 5:24 pm

Doro's neighbour probably stole that too. I'm glad the police are out of the way :wink:


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12 Jan 2009, 7:36 pm

Where is my Daddy?


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13 Jan 2009, 6:42 pm

Shopping for Christmas presents. He's early.

Where's my conscience?


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14 Jan 2009, 6:08 pm

Just went out for a walk. Just wait alittle, will be back soon! :)


Where are my brass screws? I had two of them left.



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15 Jan 2009, 3:18 am

Helping a dish to elope with a spoon.

Where is my library card?


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15 Jan 2009, 5:28 am

Reading a book.

Where are my magnesium tablets?


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15 Jan 2009, 4:10 pm

Tablets?
Moses took two, the rest are on Mt Sinai :)

Where is my right elbow?


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