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RandomKid Veteran
Joined: 3 Jan 2009Age: 31Gender: FemalePosts: 1,648
The maid stole them Where is my butler
i_wanna_blue Veteran
Joined: 9 Aug 2008Gender: MalePosts: 11,113
Went out on a date with the maid Where is my cellphone?
i got a important meeting I need ti mines shut off Where si the laughter?
Doro Veteran
Joined: 18 Oct 2008Age: 60Gender: FemalePosts: 600Location: Germany
It's here, heheheheheheheeeee! Where is my 100-€-bill?
In my wallet Where are my shoes?
TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
Its a fake, the bank took it back. Where is my pizza?
The shoes are under my bed. I wore them all day, they're pretty comfy... I saw my neighbour eating the pizza. Never seen such a hungry neighbour... Where is my big cooking knife?
I'm chasing your neighbour with it Where are the police?
RaceDrv709 Veteran
Joined: 1 Nov 2007Gender: MalePosts: 1,080Location: San Antonio, Texas
In the knife drawer. Where is my beef grilled stuffed burrito from Taco Bell?
Doro's neighbour probably stole that too. I'm glad the police are out of the way
Where is my Daddy?
Chimaeran Raven
Joined: 18 Dec 2008Age: 34Gender: FemalePosts: 111Location: Here and there.
Shopping for Christmas presents. He's early. Where's my conscience?
Just went out for a walk. Just wait alittle, will be back soon! Where are my brass screws? I had two of them left.
Helping a dish to elope with a spoon. Where is my library card?
Greyhound Veteran
Joined: 9 Apr 2008Age: 37Gender: FemalePosts: 1,191Location: Birmingham, UK
Reading a book. Where are my magnesium tablets?
Tablets? Moses took two, the rest are on Mt Sinai Where is my right elbow?