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RaceDrv709
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11 Jun 2009, 7:03 pm

Autism is caused by watching too many Bugs Bunny shorts

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12 Jun 2009, 4:09 am

Autism is caused by another -ism. Feminism. Don't believe me? Well take off your feminist colored goggles to see that it's true. Feminism indirectly caused autism. This is because feminism was a part of the 'sexual revolution' which convinced many women that women should be free to do what they want sexually. So how did this indirectly cause autism?

Well I guess I should tell you the direct cause of autism to make it more clear. The direct cause of autism is: a certain tomcat owned by your mother until about 9 months before you were born. :cat:

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12 Jun 2009, 8:57 am

Autism is caused by the rose.

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14 Jun 2009, 8:26 am

Autism is caused by not wearing any makup.
Thats why autism is more common in mes than in women.

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14 Jun 2009, 2:41 pm

Autism is caused by It.
Yes, It.

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14 Jun 2009, 5:57 pm

Autism is caused by eating too much pepperoni pizza.

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15 Jun 2009, 2:48 pm

Autism is caused by the yellow submarine.

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15 Jun 2009, 2:54 pm

Autism is caused by The Game.

I lose.

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16 Jun 2009, 2:47 am

Autism is caused power lines being too close to your house.

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16 Jun 2009, 12:41 pm

Autism is caused by watching too much C-SPAN

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16 Jun 2009, 1:01 pm

Autism is caused by holding in farts too long. :lol:

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16 Jun 2009, 1:30 pm

Autism is caused by reading Deadpool.

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17 Jun 2009, 12:18 am

Autism is caused by The Man, just like AIDS was.

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17 Jun 2009, 2:08 am

Autism is caused by people using swear words. That is why it is getting more common these days.

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17 Jun 2009, 2:16 am

Autism is caused by dropping newborns on the floor. (Yeah I know, not funny)

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17 Jun 2009, 3:57 am

Autism is caused by too much of a certain purple dinosaur and not enough Captain Kangaroo...

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