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TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
Is known as Agent Boo.
reginaterrae Veteran
Joined: 19 May 2009Age: 59Gender: FemalePosts: 11,220Location: Maryland, USA
Rides a hippopotamus to and from work.
Tried to wheel-clamp my hippopotamus!
Erminea Veteran
Joined: 17 Jul 2008Age: 55Gender: MalePosts: 9,083Location: Holland
Likes to walk on his hands only, feet up, over the lawn, on sunny days like these.
Weighed 97 pounds at birth, and has only gained 3 since.
Was born human but changes alternately into a bat and a werewolf.
He's not just a night person, he's actually a vampire.
Carries a pointy bit of wood around in her handbag... just in case.
Booyakasha Veteran
Joined: 6 Oct 2009Gender: FemalePosts: 13,898
Thinks giraffes run in circles.
caledonia Veteran
Joined: 10 May 2008Age: 57Gender: MalePosts: 1,738Location: Scotland
Peeks up giraffe's dresses.
Tried to train giraffes to play basket ball, but was sticking her neck out too far.
Tried to train Giraffes to limbo, but only succeeded in giving them whiplash
^ Suffered whiplash injuries after picking his nose.
Put all his fingers up his nose and waved to me from the bridge.
Is responsible for distracting me and making me drive over the edge of the bridge... giving me whiplash.
is an ambulance chasing lawyer who specialises in whiplash.