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TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
Banned for pointing out my senility.
jennyishere Veteran
Joined: 9 Jan 2009Age: 64Gender: FemalePosts: 9,875Location: Australia
Thinks his senility NEEDS pointing out.
Wait until you get to my age! You'll know what it's like! Bizarre: Hmmm. Polishes the cutlery with boot polish.
Polishes the top of his head with boot polish.
Replaced my toupee with a dead cat and didn't think I'd notice!
Didn't notice that the cat was still alive.
Smeared some cat food on my head while I was asleep! Hence the scratches to my head and the reason my crown is on wonky.
Suffered a CATastrophe.
Keeps a cat with catalepsy in a catamaran.
Cataclysmically catapults caterwauling caterpillars into cathedrals.
caledonia Veteran
Joined: 10 May 2008Age: 57Gender: MalePosts: 1,738Location: Scotland
Is being flogged by a cat o nine tails for that last post.
Booyakasha Veteran
Joined: 6 Oct 2009Gender: FemalePosts: 13,898
Chock full of cat hair
Frequently purrs.
Choking on a fur ball.
Is know to lick his... fur.
Fur get what I was going to say