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TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
Furtevely furgets further furniture.
caledonia Veteran
Joined: 10 May 2008Age: 57Gender: MalePosts: 1,738Location: Scotland
Fur forks ache
^ Sharpens his wit on a grindstone.
Puts his back to the grindstone to depilate his hairy back
Booyakasha Veteran
Joined: 6 Oct 2009Gender: FemalePosts: 13,898
is known in some other circles as Lord Grimwulf the Hairy
Is known in stone circles as Wilma Flintstone.
theimperiousdork Veteran
Joined: 7 Jul 2009Age: 40Gender: MalePosts: 5,896Location: Secret
Is known in said circles as Barney Rubble.
reginaterrae Veteran
Joined: 19 May 2009Age: 59Gender: FemalePosts: 11,220Location: Maryland, USA
Is the world's number one champion one-pocket pool player.
Plays pool in a swimming pool.
Plays pool in a Speedo, thus psyching out his opponents. No wonder he's unbeaten!
Tried to play pool in a pool but the balls kept sinking.
ProfessorX Veteran
Joined: 8 Feb 2007Age: 53Gender: MalePosts: 16,795
Tried to recreate a scene from a Chinese Opera but, failed to speak cantonese to the crowd..
Created a scene at the Chinese opera and was escorted out by security.
Was found to be harsh & caustic..
Gargles with diamond chips and NaOH.
Was struck with bamboo for saying something critical but, he took it as enjoyment.