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TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
Exports bamboo curtains to China.
Booyakasha Veteran
Joined: 6 Oct 2009Gender: FemalePosts: 13,898
Eats only bamboo.
Panders to my culinary needs.
caledonia Veteran
Joined: 10 May 2008Age: 57Gender: MalePosts: 1,738Location: Scotland
Panders to pandas.
Thinks pandas eat only daisies.
Only girls called daisy
Grows daisies in his toilet
Grows big and green when you steal her flowers
Keeps the daisies to feed his giant mutant turtle.
Donatello prefers tulips, Booyakasha.
Is really a Scottish ninja turtle. He's hard and never shells out for anything.
Keeps a record of every fart his wife has ever made.
reginaterrae Veteran
Joined: 19 May 2009Age: 59Gender: FemalePosts: 11,220Location: Maryland, USA
Has a secret husband.
Keeps a record of every egg she has ever eaten.
Fell off a wall and cracked his egghead open. All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put him back together again.
Got egged on to become a poacher.