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TallyMan
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25 Apr 2010, 2:13 pm

Exports bamboo curtains to China.


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25 Apr 2010, 2:14 pm

Eats only bamboo. 8O



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25 Apr 2010, 2:18 pm

Panders to my culinary needs.


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25 Apr 2010, 2:21 pm

Panders to pandas.



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25 Apr 2010, 2:24 pm

Thinks pandas eat only daisies.



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25 Apr 2010, 2:27 pm

Only girls called daisy



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25 Apr 2010, 2:39 pm

Grows daisies in his toilet



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25 Apr 2010, 2:42 pm

Grows big and green when you steal her flowers



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25 Apr 2010, 2:46 pm

Keeps the daisies to feed his giant mutant turtle.



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25 Apr 2010, 2:49 pm

Donatello prefers tulips, Booyakasha.



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25 Apr 2010, 3:27 pm

Is really a Scottish ninja turtle. He's hard and never shells out for anything.


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25 Apr 2010, 6:19 pm

Keeps a record of every fart his wife has ever made. 8O



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25 Apr 2010, 8:43 pm

Has a secret husband.



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26 Apr 2010, 1:23 am

:o Keeps a record of every egg she has ever eaten.


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26 Apr 2010, 5:59 am

Fell off a wall and cracked his egghead open. All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put him back together again.



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26 Apr 2010, 7:08 am

Got egged on to become a poacher.


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