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Booyakasha Veteran
Joined: 6 Oct 2009Gender: FemalePosts: 13,898
Almost sold regina to one Yodelling community from Innsbruck.
TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
Set up a barbers shop next to Regina's pie shop.
reginaterrae Veteran
Joined: 19 May 2009Age: 59Gender: FemalePosts: 11,220Location: Maryland, USA
Is the little old lady who comes into my pie shop every day at precisely 11:04 a.m. for a French apple pie.
Always short changes me 5 cents.
Poor dear, she's blind as a bat and doesn't realize she's giving me those quarter-sized gold dollars.
Leaves bones in my pies. Even found a ring one time.
Glows in the dark
Doesn't have eye lids.
Had a light steel alloy chassis.
Has feathers instead of hair.
Wears a hair shirt.
Wears shirts like Cher's
Imitates Benny Hill's hair-do
Wears shirts like Magnum P.I.
wears his beard in pig-tails
Rears pigs with pony tails.