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Booyakasha Veteran
Joined: 6 Oct 2009Gender: FemalePosts: 13,898
Grown garlic in the bedroom to ward off the vampires.
TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
Discovered it didn't work.
reginaterrae Veteran
Joined: 19 May 2009Age: 59Gender: FemalePosts: 11,220Location: Maryland, USA
Is really Lestat
Is really Sherlock Holmes.
jennyishere Veteran
Joined: 9 Jan 2009Age: 64Gender: FemalePosts: 9,870Location: Australia
Is really Santa Claus.
Is really shocking.
Attaches electricity mains wires to the door handles... for a laugh.
Uses electric shock weapon to combat his wife's snoring.
Made a fartometer to record her husband flatulence.
Gives his dogs scotch in order to prevent excessive singing.
Keeps her goldfish a bowl of wine.
Keeps wine in the mouth of goldfish.
Swims upstream leaping up waterfalls.
Rode over Niagara Falls in a barrel of whiskey.
Is a barrel of fun.
Keeps a barrel of monkeys in the cellar, and brings them out for parties.