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Booyakasha
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26 Apr 2010, 4:07 pm

Grown garlic in the bedroom to ward off the vampires.



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26 Apr 2010, 4:09 pm

Discovered it didn't work.


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26 Apr 2010, 4:17 pm

Is really Lestat



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26 Apr 2010, 4:21 pm

Is really Sherlock Holmes.


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26 Apr 2010, 5:03 pm

Is really Santa Claus. :santa:



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26 Apr 2010, 5:14 pm

Is really shocking.



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27 Apr 2010, 3:48 am

Attaches electricity mains wires to the door handles... for a laugh.


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27 Apr 2010, 3:53 am

Uses electric shock weapon to combat his wife's snoring.



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27 Apr 2010, 3:56 am

Made a fartometer to record her husband flatulence.


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27 Apr 2010, 3:58 am

Gives his dogs scotch in order to prevent excessive singing.



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27 Apr 2010, 4:04 am

Keeps her goldfish a bowl of wine.


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27 Apr 2010, 5:14 am

Keeps wine in the mouth of goldfish.



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27 Apr 2010, 5:43 am

Swims upstream leaping up waterfalls.


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27 Apr 2010, 6:25 am

Rode over Niagara Falls in a barrel of whiskey.



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27 Apr 2010, 6:26 am

Is a barrel of fun. :lol:


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27 Apr 2010, 6:55 am

:lol: Keeps a barrel of monkeys in the cellar, and brings them out for parties.