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TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
Invites hyenas to her parties.
reginaterrae Veteran
Joined: 19 May 2009Age: 59Gender: FemalePosts: 11,220Location: Maryland, USA
Invites hyenas to his comedy-club stand-up gig, so at least somebody will be laughing
caledonia Veteran
Joined: 10 May 2008Age: 57Gender: MalePosts: 1,738Location: Scotland
Trains dingos to steal babies for her adoption agency.
Trains babies to pick pockets. Is known locally as McFagin.
Steals trains, because he's a great train robber!
superboyian Veteran
Joined: 9 Sep 2009Age: 34Gender: MalePosts: 14,718Location: London
Steals the kitchen cutlery... I shall now watch you on Crimewatch.
Is featured regularly on Crimewatch.
Kidnapped Kirsty Young to stop the BBC showing Crimewatch.
He put Kirsty Young to sleep.
Sleeps with Kirsty Young.
Got slapped by young Kirsty for being a dirty old man
Is known as Mac the Mac.
Is always being chased out the park, Benny Hill style.
Booyakasha Veteran
Joined: 6 Oct 2009Gender: FemalePosts: 13,898
Only wears knickers with the picture on Benny Hill.
Knows!
He's the one who told me!!