Corrupt A Wish

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Granted. It's only slightly damaged now, so using it with the frays, rips, thin spots, and holes it now has in it shouldn't be too bad. I hope you don't mind what a good time that arch-demon had with it while it was in his possession.

I wish my hands and feet didn't get so icy so easily in the cool weather.

Granted. They are now permanently on fire.

I wish for an end to all pain and suffering in the world.

Granted. A meteorite crashes on Earth and creates the same scenario that wiped out the dinosaurs. Now its humanity's turn to become extinct, but at least that ended the pain and suffering.


I wish I had the genius of Mozart.

Granted. You become exactly like him, and your life follows the same path as his did. You are plagued by illness and financial problems for your entire life, and then you die at the age of 35.

I wish for a good night's sleep

Granted, but you will never wake up.

I wish for a safe wish.

Granted. You get a safe filled with garbage.

I wish for an escort (not the Ford model).

Granted. You get a parole officer who escorts you everywhere.

I wish for a day off.

Granted, however somebody forgets to file something and your boss thinks you skipped and fires you.

I wish for happiness!

But of course. Your face contorts into a permanent grin, giving an outward appearance of happiness.

I wish that Nintendo would quit forcing social aspects into its new console.

Granted. It now forces painful aspects into it's new console. And participation is mandatory.

I wish I hadn't corrupted Thatmew's wish.

Granted. You are forced to be a big socializer.

I wish to put the genie back into the bottle.

Granted, but the bottle breaks and now the genie is free and there is no way to contain him!

I wish for a way to contain the genie.

Granted. Now the genie hates you for giving that wish, and certianly won't be granting you any!

I wish that this feeling of exhaustion would dissipate.

Granted. Now you are wired the whole time and cannot stop your mind from whirring, or relax enough to ever sit down or sleep

I wish I was someone else

Granted. You're Adolf Hitler.

I wish I didn't have to eat.

Harsh!

Granted.. Now you don't have to eat, breath, drink, sweat, sleep, urinate etc. etc. etc.....You are a statue.

I wish I could explore the realm of dreams and fantasy worlds and fairytales for real