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ProfessorX
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29 Apr 2010, 3:25 pm

Tried to operate a car though, found it very difficult since it was built by a blind person..



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29 Apr 2010, 3:48 pm

Plays the violin using a stick of celery instead of a bow.


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29 Apr 2010, 3:51 pm

uses celery for cleaning his toilet. 8O



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29 Apr 2010, 3:58 pm

jumps up and down while speaking incoherently...



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29 Apr 2010, 4:00 pm

Speaks fluent radish and lettuce.


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29 Apr 2010, 4:03 pm

Speaks the lost language of potato.



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29 Apr 2010, 4:11 pm

Thought potato to swear in Yiddish. 8O



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29 Apr 2010, 4:18 pm

Has been known to speak latin--Libera tete



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29 Apr 2010, 4:21 pm

Speaks Gibberish to Gerbils but in an accent they don't understand.


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29 Apr 2010, 4:26 pm

Acts like a gorilla by running around the house making animal noises..



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29 Apr 2010, 9:49 pm

Turns into a gerbil at the full moon (is a weregerbil!)



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29 Apr 2010, 10:03 pm

Is for all practical purposes a colossal gerbil with opposable thumbs.


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30 Apr 2010, 12:57 am

Shouts "Up, Up And Away!" every time he gets out of a chair and "Ladies and Gentleman, we are coming in for landing, please extinguish all cigarettes and ensure your seat belt is safely fastened." every time he sits down.


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30 Apr 2010, 5:22 am

Politely stands up whenever a gerbil comes into the room.



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30 Apr 2010, 5:31 am

Has frequent and really cool dreams about wrongplanet but soon forgets the best parts.



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30 Apr 2010, 5:47 am

Has a real signed photo from Jerry Mouse.


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