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Descartes
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12 Jun 2010, 8:30 am

You have received a gallon of spoiled milk.

*inserts quarter*

ShenLong
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12 Jun 2010, 8:30 am

*Shen regurgitates the town drunk, or what's left of him.*
"The machine is out of order, please accept this as a gift."

*inserts finger*

TallyMan
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12 Jun 2010, 9:54 am

Your finger is replaced with a borg implant.

*inserts nano-probe*

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reginaterrae
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12 Jun 2010, 9:16 pm

You receive a slap across the face.

*inserts white gloves*

GoatOnFire
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13 Jun 2010, 3:31 am

You receive a massage from Mickey Mouse

*inserts the state of Rhode Island*

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CockneyRebel
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13 Jun 2010, 4:54 am

You get the United States of America

Inserts London

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Descartes
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13 Jun 2010, 6:57 am

You have received a double-decker bus.

*inserts quarter*

reginaterrae
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13 Jun 2010, 8:03 am

You receive a quarter pounder with cheese.

*inserts a french fry*

Descartes
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13 Jun 2010, 9:02 am

You have received a Happy Meal.

*inserts quarter*

TallyMan
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13 Jun 2010, 4:36 pm

You receive a packet of frozen peas.

*inserts tongue*

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richie
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13 Jun 2010, 5:03 pm

Receives a nose job

*inserts nose*

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13 Jun 2010, 5:28 pm

You get a box of Kleenex.

*inserts gold bullion*

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CockneyRebel
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13 Jun 2010, 8:24 pm

You get Chicken Noodle Soup

Inserts a cellphone

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Descartes
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13 Jun 2010, 11:12 pm

You have received an old-fashioned cell phone from the '90s.

*inserts quarter*

RaceDrv709
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13 Jun 2010, 11:28 pm

TallyMan wrote:

Damn! Why do I always get the job of repairing this machine! It is about time someone put a guard on it to stop people putting in anything in other than quarters... works away... bang, bash, bang, buzz, whir. There machine fixed again. Stop messing with it people!

*inserts a plucked chicken*

Tallyman, you're complaining about repairing the machine, yet you decided to shove a plucked chicken into the coin slot.

You recieved a stuffed bear.

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GoatOnFire
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14 Jun 2010, 3:12 am

You receive nothing but a blast of air from the prize receptacle from which you inserted nothing into.

*inserts a quarter of one of those cream pie things that they threw into someone's face in silent movies*

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