Corrupt A Wish

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Canaspie
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09 Dec 2012, 10:57 pm

Granted, but you use a your fast internet to quickly download 24 viruses, with the end result being that your computer breaks down, is un-fixable, and you lose all your files.

I wish II could get away with cheating on my exams

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10 Dec 2012, 2:39 am

Granted! You have cheatsheets for your exams, but they are tattooed to your body for everyone to see!

I wish I had a bushel of thorns.

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10 Dec 2012, 12:09 pm

Granted. You end up sitting on it.

I wish it would rain upward.

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11 Dec 2012, 1:20 am

Granted, but then all the clouds turn upside down.

I wish I had some cold, hard cash.

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11 Dec 2012, 1:26 pm

Granted. The cash is so cold that you suffer frostbite by touching it.

I wish to safely drink salt water.

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12 Dec 2012, 11:33 am

Granted. It's now the only substance you can safely consume. You still have all the normal nutritional needs however, so you soon die from starvation.

I wish for an IQ of 500.

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12 Dec 2012, 12:24 pm

Granted but now the CIA are after you to use your high IQ for their purposes.

I wish my face hair would stop growing so I need never shave.

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12 Dec 2012, 4:24 pm

Granted. Your face has been removed.

I wish for a credit card that I can use forever with no charge whatsoever.

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12 Dec 2012, 4:57 pm

Granted, but it only has a credit limit of 45 cents.

I wish I was brave and outgoing.

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12 Dec 2012, 8:12 pm

Granted. How's walking out your back door and off the edge of the cliff immediately behind it working out for you?

I wish I could get back into my exercise and household chore routines.

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13 Dec 2012, 9:52 am

Granted. You are now exercising and cleaning house constantly, and will not be able to stop ever, except maybe to go to the bathroom.

I wish I had enough alone time to pursue my knitting again.

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13 Dec 2012, 10:44 am

Granted but a kitten comes in and tangles all the wool in inextricable knots.

I wish I had my very own roller coaster.

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13 Dec 2012, 6:52 pm

envirozentinel wrote:

Granted but a kitten comes in and tangles all the wool in inextricable knots.

I wish I had my very own roller coaster.

It is of course granted but it breaks down with you on it
I wish I had a large collection of rare books

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13 Dec 2012, 9:38 pm

Granted. Key word is "had", though. A guy broke in to your house last night and stole all of them since they're worth a lot of money, and he took everything else of value he could find while he was there

I wish for a time machine so I could go back and re-do my exam from today

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13 Dec 2012, 9:39 pm

Granted. But none of them are well done.

I wish I had a small snack to help keep me going while I frenetically work out and do my chores.

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13 Dec 2012, 9:44 pm

Darn it, Canaspie, you beat me to the post by a minute! Fine, then. Granted. But I steal your time machine to go back and make my post be the response to EtherealBallet's wish and then reiterate my own:

I still wish I had a small snack to help keep me going while I frenetically work out and do my chores.

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