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02 May 2010, 10:10 am

Wakes up every morning at 3 AM to drink sloe gin or Bavarian schnapps - swears it's best cure for increasing stamina.



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02 May 2010, 10:14 am

Wakes up at 6 am with a slow grin.


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02 May 2010, 10:19 am

Can't sleep without his pinky elf sleep cap.



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02 May 2010, 10:25 am

Wears slippers that are my size and for some unknown reason I have slippers that are too small. :?


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02 May 2010, 10:33 am

Teehee :) - he forgot he sent his over for Christmas and demanded mine in return! :scratch: Must have been because of all that onion, it definitely affects cognitive processes.



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02 May 2010, 10:35 am

Gets her daily news from reading the Onion.


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02 May 2010, 11:27 am

Eats raw onions and garlic to pretend he's a French local.



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02 May 2010, 11:30 am

Only pretends to be a Scotsman, is actually a Mozambique flower lady in disguise.



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02 May 2010, 11:33 am

Bought jaggy thistles from a Scotsman who pretended they were Mozambique flowers.



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02 May 2010, 11:43 am

Sells genuine loch ness monster eggs for £100 each to Japanese tourists.


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02 May 2010, 11:45 am

Feeds his family of eighteen on Nessie eggs and bigfoot burgers.



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02 May 2010, 11:47 am

Is a slug empassionado, encantado, passionate enthusiast and connoisseur.



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02 May 2010, 11:48 am

Likes to slug it out with random shoppers in the supermarket.


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02 May 2010, 11:49 am

The only exercise he gets is running from store detectives!



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02 May 2010, 11:51 am

Must like me because he sells me Nessy eggs for my family of 18 at the discounted price of £99.99 each.


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02 May 2010, 12:22 pm

Sold one of his kids to Madonna! :o