Corrupt A Wish

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EtherealBallet
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13 Dec 2012, 10:06 pm

MindWithoutWalls wrote:

Darn it, Canaspie, you beat me to the post by a minute! Fine, then. Granted. But I steal your time machine to go back and make my post be the response to EtherealBallet's wish and then reiterate my own:

I still wish I had a small snack to help keep me going while I frenetically work out and do my chores.

Granted but it gives you food posioning.
I wish I was meeting Joan of Arc right now

ghoti
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14 Dec 2012, 12:57 pm

Granted. you will meet her at the execution and you wo;; also be involved.

I wish to safely travel to Mars and back.

envirozentinel
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14 Dec 2012, 1:21 pm

Granted; the travelling was safe both ways but your skin turned permanently bright red on touchdown as a result of the Red Planet's atmosphere.

I wish I was a young teenager again.

PrayTheAutismAway
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15 Dec 2012, 1:34 am

Granted you are now a young teenager with stage 4 cancer. You have one month to live. :twisted:

I wish I was immortal

EtherealBallet
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15 Dec 2012, 1:49 am

PrayTheAutismAway wrote:

Granted you are now a young teenager with stage 4 cancer. You have one month to live. :twisted:

I wish I was immortal

Granted but you age until Eos turns you into a bug
I wish this wish could not be corrupted (but if thats against the rules I wish I could dance ballet beautifully)

ghoti
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15 Dec 2012, 2:00 pm

You didn't wish for anything, so it won't get corrupted.

I wish to comfortably sleep on a bed of nails.

envirozentinel
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15 Dec 2012, 2:08 pm

Granted but you were so comfortable your skin / sleep kit has fused to the nails and you can't get up again.

I wish I had a pair of wings.

SaintHuck
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15 Dec 2012, 2:53 pm

Granted, but they fly you too close to the sun and you end up like Icarus.

I wish that I was good at math.

envirozentinel
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16 Dec 2012, 2:40 pm

Granted , but thats now the only thing you're good at, suck at everything else - and everyone ends up copying your math answers.

I wish I could sleep an extra hour every morning.

Metaljordy
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16 Dec 2012, 10:17 pm

Granted, but now during the hour you would have been awake for, and great and powerful wizard looks for you to give you powers but can never find you since you are always sleeping at that time.

I wish I was as fast as Sonic.

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Yensid
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17 Dec 2012, 5:12 am

Granted, but you can never leave the video game console.

I wish for a rubber chicken.

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PHISHA51
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17 Dec 2012, 12:13 pm

Granted, but you lose it as soon as you got it.

I wish I could get to the choppa.

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Metaljordy
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17 Dec 2012, 12:55 pm

Granted, turns out, the pilot got shot and the choppa crashed with you on it.

I wish Pokemon was real.

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PHISHA51
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17 Dec 2012, 1:28 pm

Granted. While walking through the woods, you come across a rare real life pikachu. The pokemon is asleep, but as you start to approach it, it wakes up. It gets frightened and it shoots thunderbolts at you as self defense, causing you to become unconscious and almost to the point of death since you're body couldn't withstand all that electricity. After regaining conscious, you wake up in a hospital with amnesia. So you won't be able to recall to the doctors what happened to you in the woods or if pokemon were actually real.

I wish to work for NASA.

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ghoti
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17 Dec 2012, 5:35 pm

Granted. You are a janitor for them.

I wish to not be always sleepy.

Metaljordy
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17 Dec 2012, 10:27 pm

Granted, but now, you are in an eternal sleep since you won't get sleepy if you're never awake.

I wish for the portal gun from the game Portal

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You seem to have both Aspie and neurotypical traits
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