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Booyakasha Veteran
Joined: 6 Oct 2009Gender: FemalePosts: 13,898
Is one of his kids.
TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
Fed me to her pet plant!
ProfessorX Veteran
Joined: 8 Feb 2007Age: 53Gender: MalePosts: 16,795
Has found himself as a character in a Agatha Christie novel...
Was used as the basis for an Agatha Christie character.
On early Saturday mornings he takes out his Poirot suit and takes first train in any direction and pretends it is Orient Express.
Sneaks onto the same train and murders someone so I can investigate!
Blames it all on the cook!
Claimed the cook murdered the passenger with a spoon!
his finger prints were found on the spoon!
( You bet they were. ) Can leap tall buildings with a single bound.
AspieCartoonist Snowy Owl
Joined: 4 Feb 2010Age: 35Gender: MalePosts: 133Location: Kentucky, USA
Can stop a speeding bullet with his beard.
Has the worlds shortest beard.
has no beard, only another fist.
Has a large ginger beard.
Has a m***et living in his beard.
Has a mischievous demeanour.