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Booyakasha Veteran
Joined: 6 Oct 2009Gender: FemalePosts: 13,898
Is a bad bad influence, in fact he's mischievousness embodied.
TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
Is in fact Grinch himself!! !
Found my secret cave in the mountain!
caledonia Veteran
Joined: 10 May 2008Age: 57Gender: MalePosts: 1,738Location: Scotland
Bin Laden is his flatmate.
theimperiousdork Veteran
Joined: 7 Jul 2009Age: 40Gender: MalePosts: 5,896Location: Secret
Is bin Laden's doppelganger.
Tried to sign me up to his mass murderers look-a-like agency but wanted a lot more than the usual 10% fee.
Is in fact a tax collector.
Is a fax collector.
Is a gas collector.
Is a mass spectrometer!
Is a Hadron Collider!
Keeps a Higgs Boson as a pet.
Named his "Jacqueline".
Hurled two men called Adrian together at high speed hoping the collision would lead her to God.
God took one look at him and realised he wasn't infallible after all and banished his second mistake to France, his first mistake.