Corrupt A Wish

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Granted. instead of any kind of apocalypse, of either the unveiling or the catastrophic kind, everything just quietly shrinks and fades away until it finally winks out with a little wisp of smoke. The end.

I wish my clothes that have holes and tears in them would get mended.

very well. Your clothes are mended using thread from your clothes that were perfectly fine.

I wish I were an oscar mayer weiner...

Granted. You promptly get cooked up and eaten.

I wish my laptop wasn't literally seconds away from running out of power

Granted, it ran out of power in 2.58 milliseconds.

I wish do a dog paddle upside down.

Granted. You're now an upside down dog.

I wish I could type on my keyboard without making mistakes all the time...

Granted. Now you only make mistakes when you are not typing on your keyboard.

I wish I could travel to England.

Granted. You are now an envelope that will be torn open by the recipient. Enjoy your stamps.

I wish the rest of the ice would melt off the driveway before it gets too cold again. I don't want anyone to slip if it snows again and hides the ice.

Granted, a blizzard occurs and the ice melts just before the 3 feet of snow falls.

I wish for orange snow.

Granted. You get a nasty paper cut. In your distress, you run outside, into the snow, bleeding from your wound, and promptly lose bladder control. Ta-da! Orange snow!

I wish the laundry would fold itself and put itself away in the drawer for me.

Granted. It simultaneously shrinks down to baby-sized clothes.

I wish a real, working magic wand that I can do anything with

Granted. I steal it from you.

I wish my wish were uncorruptable.

Wish granted. You just wasted a wish by wishing... nothing. But nothing can't be corrupted at least. Good choice!

I wish I could find the exact same PC keyboard as the one I have now to replace it due to loose contact.

Granted. Your keyboard is replicated, loose contact and all, so that an exact copy is now available to replace the one you have.

I wish I had a keyboard that was illuminated, so I could type in the dark and still see what I was doing. Then I could be in my blanket canopy, with my Christmas tree lights on, and shut off the room light while I'm using my computer at night.

Granted. You have an illuminated keyboard which lets you type in the dark but you have to hold it in a distance of at least 20cm to any object to make it glow.

I wish I would win at least five million € - not during an inflation!

Granted. It is all counterfeit money.

I wish to relieve my pains and not have any new pains.

The genie is French. You may never eat bread again.

I wish for X-ray vision.