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TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
I don't!
Booyakasha Veteran
Joined: 6 Oct 2009Gender: FemalePosts: 13,898
He is also a female bearded belly dancer.
Is a professional snake charmer and expert with the Indian rope trick.
Loves choking noodles with meat balls.
reginaterrae Veteran
Joined: 19 May 2009Age: 59Gender: FemalePosts: 11,220Location: Maryland, USA
Has a ball slurping spaghetti
Greets everyone with "Pasta la vista baby".
Commissioned a large mural of The Last Pasta Supper on his dining-room wall
Has had her ceiling painted in the fashion of the Sistine chapel.
Tried mirrors on the ceiling, but found the reflection too disturbing for sleep.
Used to sleep on a water bed but kept having wet dreams.
Tried sleeping underwater -- thought it would be a comforting, womblike experience -- but found he couldn't breathe.
Can't swim, found instead that she can walk on water.
Swims the English Channel whenever he gets homesick.
Was last seen swimming the Atlantic ocean... with a bottle of Chardonnay in one hand.
Only has tin cans to drink the Chardonnay from.
Doesn't like drinking wine from old oil drums.