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reginaterrae Veteran
Joined: 19 May 2009Age: 59Gender: FemalePosts: 11,220Location: Maryland, USA
Ages his homemade wine in old oil drums instead of clean oak barrels.
TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
Thought the wine tasted great until she discovered what the wine was aged in.
black_legion Velociraptor
Joined: 21 Sep 2007Age: 32Gender: MalePosts: 498Location: England
is aunt bessies' secret love child
Erminea Veteran
Joined: 17 Jul 2008Age: 55Gender: MalePosts: 9,083Location: Holland
Forgot to recharge the Li-ion battery of his laser face.
Changes his lion weekly.
Milks his lioness for cheesemaking.
Wears only a cheesecloth.
Wears only a loincloth
Has stood on one leg for the last ten years to save money on shoes.
Only wears shoes once every other week to go into town.
Booyakasha Veteran
Joined: 6 Oct 2009Gender: FemalePosts: 13,898
Has cut off one of his arms to save the money on sleeves.
Has all her sleeves extra long and tied over her shoulders behind her
Prefers to wear togas because he never got the hang of tying a necktie.
thinks that marmalade is made by a group of small animals called "marmadukes" who keep it in large and numerous "marm" hives.
Has a table being eaten by Marmite.
Thinks mustard grows on trees.