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reginaterrae
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05 May 2010, 7:56 am

:eew: Ages his homemade wine in old oil drums instead of clean oak barrels.



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05 May 2010, 11:34 am

Thought the wine tasted great until she discovered what the wine was aged in.


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06 May 2010, 8:05 am

is aunt bessies' secret love child



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06 May 2010, 9:06 am

Forgot to recharge the Li-ion battery of his laser face. :cyclopsani:



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06 May 2010, 10:24 am

Changes his lion weekly.


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06 May 2010, 4:27 pm

Milks his lioness for cheesemaking.



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06 May 2010, 4:32 pm

Wears only a cheesecloth. 8O


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06 May 2010, 4:42 pm

Wears only a loincloth



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06 May 2010, 4:45 pm

Has stood on one leg for the last ten years to save money on shoes.


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06 May 2010, 4:47 pm

Only wears shoes once every other week to go into town.



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06 May 2010, 4:47 pm

Has cut off one of his arms to save the money on sleeves.



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06 May 2010, 4:51 pm

Has all her sleeves extra long and tied over her shoulders behind her :wink:


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06 May 2010, 4:54 pm

Prefers to wear togas because he never got the hang of tying a necktie.



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06 May 2010, 4:54 pm

thinks that marmalade is made by a group of small animals called "marmadukes" who keep it in large and numerous "marm" hives.



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06 May 2010, 4:58 pm

Has a table being eaten by Marmite.


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06 May 2010, 5:06 pm

Thinks mustard grows on trees.