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TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
Has spent all afternoon chopping down trees in her high heel shoes.
caledonia Veteran
Joined: 10 May 2008Age: 57Gender: MalePosts: 1,738Location: Scotland
She files her fingernails under th because she cany spell.
Trims his nails by holding them in the path of a passing train!
Booyakasha Veteran
Joined: 6 Oct 2009Gender: FemalePosts: 13,898
has no nails at all - thinks they are a sign of weakness, so he manually removed them.
Is actually the one who pulled my nails! Secretly works for the Spanish Inquisition.
He opposes us because he's a member of penguin inquisition.
Tortured me to confess my membership of the pasta appreciation society.
reginaterrae Veteran
Joined: 19 May 2009Age: 59Gender: FemalePosts: 11,220Location: Maryland, USA
Was tortured for naught, since what she was really interested in was PASHA, not pasta.
Is very observant. Nothing gets pasta.
Is a thorough pustman, cleans the streets of any leftovers during the night shifts.
Only feeds during the night and is never seen during the day.
Is not really a giraffe.
Really lives in Transylvania.
Does not eat acacia leaves.
Sleeps in a lozenge shaped box with earth at the bottom.
Breeds welsh sheep.