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TallyMan
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07 May 2010, 11:48 am

Has spent all afternoon chopping down trees in her high heel shoes.


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07 May 2010, 11:50 am

She files her fingernails under th because she cany spell.



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07 May 2010, 12:24 pm

Trims his nails by holding them in the path of a passing train!


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07 May 2010, 12:31 pm

has no nails at all - thinks they are a sign of weakness, so he manually removed them. 8O



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07 May 2010, 12:55 pm

Is actually the one who pulled my nails! Secretly works for the Spanish Inquisition. :wink:


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07 May 2010, 12:58 pm

:lol: He opposes us because he's a member of penguin inquisition. Image



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07 May 2010, 1:01 pm

Tortured me to confess my membership of the pasta appreciation society.


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07 May 2010, 1:34 pm

Was tortured for naught, since what she was really interested in was PASHA, not pasta.



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07 May 2010, 2:24 pm

Is very observant. Nothing gets pasta.


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07 May 2010, 2:42 pm

Is a thorough pustman, cleans the streets of any leftovers during the night shifts.



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07 May 2010, 2:55 pm

Only feeds during the night and is never seen during the day.


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07 May 2010, 3:12 pm

Is not really a giraffe. 8O



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07 May 2010, 3:48 pm

Really lives in Transylvania.


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07 May 2010, 3:56 pm

Does not eat acacia leaves. 8O



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07 May 2010, 4:05 pm

Sleeps in a lozenge shaped box with earth at the bottom.


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07 May 2010, 4:15 pm

Breeds welsh sheep.