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TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
Bleeds welsh sheep. (but only at night).
Booyakasha Veteran
Joined: 6 Oct 2009Gender: FemalePosts: 13,898
Milks giraffes. (only on Tuesdays and Thursdays).
Runs a zoo... strictly!
Darkword Veteran
Joined: 22 Feb 2009Age: 36Gender: MalePosts: 1,398
Has a bad case of stockholm syndrome, brought about by an alternate personality that at one point glued him to his desk.
Claims to be the baron Münchhausen himself!
reginaterrae Veteran
Joined: 19 May 2009Age: 59Gender: FemalePosts: 11,220Location: Maryland, USA
Claims to be the Countess Dracula, herself!
caledonia Veteran
Joined: 10 May 2008Age: 57Gender: MalePosts: 1,738Location: Scotland
Gives love bites that Jaws would be proud of.
His bark is worse than his bite
He barks at the moon.
He moons at trees!
Has only one branch on his family tree.
Finally twigged on root of the problem then tried to turn over a new leaf.
Started a fan club for Twiggy and now has thousands of branches across the world.
Aims to be the first man to swim the Atlantic ocean while playing the bagpipes non-stop.
Invented a waterproof bagpipe by crossbreeding them with an octopus.
Bought said instrument from me for 100 squid.