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TallyMan
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07 May 2010, 4:18 pm

Bleeds welsh sheep. (but only at night).


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07 May 2010, 4:42 pm

Milks giraffes. (only on Tuesdays and Thursdays).



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07 May 2010, 5:05 pm

Runs a zoo... strictly!


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07 May 2010, 5:08 pm

Has a bad case of stockholm syndrome, brought about by an alternate personality that at one point glued him to his desk.



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07 May 2010, 5:16 pm

Claims to be the baron Münchhausen himself! 8O



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07 May 2010, 8:07 pm

Claims to be the Countess Dracula, herself!



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08 May 2010, 3:29 am

Gives love bites that Jaws would be proud of.



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08 May 2010, 3:38 am

His bark is worse than his bite


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08 May 2010, 3:42 am

He barks at the moon.



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08 May 2010, 3:44 am

He moons at trees!


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08 May 2010, 3:47 am

Has only one branch on his family tree.



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08 May 2010, 3:51 am

Finally twigged on root of the problem then tried to turn over a new leaf.


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08 May 2010, 3:54 am

Started a fan club for Twiggy and now has thousands of branches across the world.



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08 May 2010, 4:19 am

Aims to be the first man to swim the Atlantic ocean while playing the bagpipes non-stop.


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08 May 2010, 5:50 am

Invented a waterproof bagpipe by crossbreeding them with an octopus.



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08 May 2010, 7:40 am

Bought said instrument from me for 100 squid.


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