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Used the funds to become a loan shark (and had a whale of a time)

Found her porpoise in life!

Opened a seaside holiday fun park where people could swim with dolphins. Pity he couldn't tell the difference between dolphins and sharks though. Currently being sued by several one armed patrons.

Went looking to find Walt Disney but, wound up getting lost in the ticket booth area..

Sat an entire evening in the ticket booth at the cinema waiting for the film to show.

Sat in his local picture house waiting for a film to start even though it had been converted into a multi-storey car park years ago. Upset that they were out of popcorn but was very pleased he could get a parking space so easily.

Goes to his local church every Sunday... to play bingo and take part in the raffle. Unfortunately nobody has won him yet.

Auctioned himself for charity, someone bought him for spare legs for their Queen Anne table

Put himself on eBay for £0.01 but the only offer so far is from someone in Nigeria who offered £1000 by accident and wants £900 returning.

Is a nigerian conman who phones up old ladies to get them to give him their life savings as a deposit for a false inheritence.

Told me I'd inherited £1M from a relative I'd never heard of who'd died in a plane crash... in Nigeria.

Sold his own grandmother to a Nigerian knitting industry, still keeps receipt in order to get tax money back.

Knits granny pants for herself as she's getting on a bit.

Has a thriving industry knitting pants for bagpipes.

Has a knitted wife and children so he has someone to have a good yarn with.

has knitted himself into existence out of shear boredom.