Corrupt A Wish

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Granted; you have reversed the rotation of the earth; which screws up the ecosystem beyond repair.

I want the person answering this to grow a third arm.

Goody, chocolate pudding!



Granted. Now I finally have enough upper body strength to do pull-ups. Yay!

I wish that I had enough money to pay off my car all in one go.

Granted, but now you don't have enough money for gas, and you had to sell your house in the process.

I wish I were a ninja.

Granted. But I've made you a ginger ninja, and the other ninjas make fun of you.

I wish for an infinite amount of wishes.

Granted. You get negative infinity wishes.

I wish that this page would load faster

Granted. It loads so fast that you can never see it.

I wish Earth was hollow inside.

Granted. But you fall through a hole and get stuck tumbling around inside as it turns, and all you can hear besides your body thudding as it rolls is the echoes of the sounds of people still remaining on the surface.

I wish I could see movies in the theater, without being charged, any time I wanted, and without getting into any trouble for doing so.

Granted. And I'll do the same for every loud-mouthed child/adolescent/teenager in your neighbourhood ... 'cos I'm a charitable bloke.

I wish stars in the night sky would light up in many different colours.

Granted but they blind everyone that sees them like in The Day of the Triffids.

I wish flowers would grow wherever I want them to.

Granted--along with a severe pollen allergy.

I wish I could see as well as I could when I was 10.

Granted, but the wish accidentally also brings you back down to the age of 10.

I wish I was a movie star.

Granted. You're killed by a crazed fan, and replaced with a no-talent 16-year-old.

I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair.

Granted. Bees are Pollenizing the flowers.

I wish it would rain only during nighttime.

Granted but you get work night shift only and have to sleep in the daytime.

I wish for a piece of moon rock.

Granted. You are transported to the moon with no way to return.

I wish to safely go on a road trip.

Granted. Your road trip will be safe. Now start walking.

I wish it would snow tomorrow so I don't have to go to work.