Corrupt A Wish

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Granted. You are now in St Joseph MO. They are getting up to 16 inches of snow tomorrow. However you are outside as you do not live there. Too bad you don't have a coat either. Enjoy the Snow.


I wish people would drive intelligently and with common sense and awareness of there surroundings in the snow.

Granted. They come to their senses while driving, stop and then all decide to stay at your residence instead until the snow stops and is cleared.

I wish to sleep on a comfortable bed in a comfortable dark quiet room.

Granted, but the door accidentally gets locked from the outside, trapping you inside forever.

I wish I go scuba diving.

Granted. You get eaten by a shark.

I wish for a full glass of clean, fresh, pulp-free lemonade.

Granted, but because of the lemon juice shortage, you are now the scourge of the entire neighbourhood.

I wish I owned the Pope Mobile.

Granted - you are elected the new Pope and get watched all the time by the Vatican so can never have any fun - welcome to celibacy!

I wish for a day of peace and quiet with no interruptions.

Granted. You are given all the serenity in the world, but your friends disappear because they get bored by the inactivity within it.

I wish I didn't have to go to work!

Granted. You're fired. You must now live under a bridge. Enjoying the winter weather?

I wish cars would run without polluting.

Granted. Suddenly, a relativistic exoplanet slams into Earth, despite the extreme improbability of such an event.

I wish for this thread to be closed.

you died yesterday and are still walking in limbo, all you see is really made up in your mind and this thread will no longer continue for you

I wish the sun was done with it's warming phase

Wish granted, but the entire earth will freeze over and every living thing will die

I wish for a time machine that will take me back to any date in the past

Granted. You now have the power to go back and passively observe any date you've had with anyone before, through your own eyes, as you were then. But you can't alter anything, and you can't date anyone in the future. (This dating includes play dates your mother may have arranged when you were a child and dates with colleagues to discuss school or work, too - any kind of date with anyone, really.)

I wish the cat would take dictation and do my typing for me, accurately and in a timely fashion, instead of interfering when I'm trying to type.

Graned, but the cat will type everything in Russian

I wish to be able to say any amount of money I need, snap my fingers, and have it appear before me in any form I specify (cash, check etc.)

Granted. It will appear in front of you in an inaccessible locked glass case that you can't carry.

I wish to fly by just flapping my arms.

granted.....your now 1.5ft tall and wieght 17lb

I want to be all things to all man kind

Granted. You are now all things to all mankind, and your stress level natually shoots through the roof, leaving you with a massive mental breakdown.

I wish the media only told the truth.