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10 May 2010, 1:52 pm

Pulled on said rope! 8O


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10 May 2010, 2:25 pm

Liked it :wink: :oops:



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10 May 2010, 2:40 pm

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10 May 2010, 2:45 pm

:lol: *ahem* For once I'm lost for words.


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10 May 2010, 2:46 pm

Is the oldest man in the world.


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10 May 2010, 4:46 pm

Prefers to listen to Madonna than the Kinks.


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10 May 2010, 5:10 pm

Sings Madonna's old hits while in the shower. :o



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10 May 2010, 5:13 pm

Secretly rigged up a camera recording said incident and put it on YouTube! 8O


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10 May 2010, 5:21 pm

Well, you said you had the body of a twenty-year-old. If so, you should give it back, because you're getting it all wrinkled. :wink:



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10 May 2010, 5:34 pm

Oh! That remark was below the belt! (above it too! :lol: )


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10 May 2010, 6:07 pm

Sorry, that was a VERY old joke- they just don't write'em like that anymore, do they? (Thank goodness!) :)



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11 May 2010, 3:31 am

Is a stand up comedian at a Melbourne club specialising in old jokes and chicken impressions.


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11 May 2010, 5:51 am

(Well, that's not too dissimilar to my actual job in some ways. :D)

Is known for his Benny Hill impersonations in seedy French nightclubs. 8O



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11 May 2010, 6:09 am

Used to be Jenny Hill, but she and Benny divorced.



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11 May 2010, 6:26 am

Subsequently married Benny Hill and became Regina Hill (Queen of the hill)


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11 May 2010, 6:33 am

His real name is Hobbes Underhill, and he has oddly hairy feet.