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TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
Pulled on said rope!
reginaterrae Veteran
Joined: 19 May 2009Age: 59Gender: FemalePosts: 11,220Location: Maryland, USA
Liked it
Booyakasha Veteran
Joined: 6 Oct 2009Gender: FemalePosts: 13,898
*ahem* For once I'm lost for words.
CockneyRebel Veteran
Joined: 17 Jul 2004Age: 51Gender: MalePosts: 121,319Location: In my own little country
Is the oldest man in the world.
Prefers to listen to Madonna than the Kinks.
jennyishere Veteran
Joined: 9 Jan 2009Age: 64Gender: FemalePosts: 9,866Location: Australia
Sings Madonna's old hits while in the shower.
Secretly rigged up a camera recording said incident and put it on YouTube!
Well, you said you had the body of a twenty-year-old. If so, you should give it back, because you're getting it all wrinkled.
Oh! That remark was below the belt! (above it too! )
Sorry, that was a VERY old joke- they just don't write'em like that anymore, do they? (Thank goodness!)
Is a stand up comedian at a Melbourne club specialising in old jokes and chicken impressions.
(Well, that's not too dissimilar to my actual job in some ways. ) Is known for his Benny Hill impersonations in seedy French nightclubs.
Used to be Jenny Hill, but she and Benny divorced.
Subsequently married Benny Hill and became Regina Hill (Queen of the hill)
His real name is Hobbes Underhill, and he has oddly hairy feet.