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TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
Need to shave the soles of her feet every morning.
reginaterrae Veteran
Joined: 19 May 2009Age: 59Gender: FemalePosts: 11,220Location: Maryland, USA
Wears his nose hair in braids.
Is so highbrow that her eye-brows are on top of her head.
ProfessorX Veteran
Joined: 8 Feb 2007Age: 53Gender: MalePosts: 16,795
Hangs outside of the stucco building in hopes of getting food...
Beat Deep Blue at chess but lost at dominoes to Gary Kasparov.
He doesn't really have a pet dog. He has a pet duck, that imprinted on him as soon as it hatched and has thought he was its mother since then.
theimperiousdork Veteran
Joined: 7 Jul 2009Age: 40Gender: MalePosts: 5,896Location: Secret
Is the mother of said pet duck.
Wanted to roast my pet duck!
jennyishere Veteran
Joined: 9 Jan 2009Age: 64Gender: FemalePosts: 9,866Location: Australia
Knows his goose is cooked.
Likes to have a gander around.
Well, what's sauce for the gander is sauce for the goose (to paraphrase a little)- so I'll have a bit of a gander as well.
Got saucy with TallyMan and goosed him!
( ) Is quite a tartar when not being cheesy or otherwise saucy.
Wants to be a sailor, because he loves marinara sauce so much
Keeps a parrot and drinks a bottle of rum a day to remind her of her old pirate days.
His pet parrot drinks rum and sings bawdy songs at 2 a.m. That's why he lives in the country, he can't have near neighbors!