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TallyMan
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11 May 2010, 6:51 am

Need to shave the soles of her feet every morning.


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11 May 2010, 6:52 am

Wears his nose hair in braids.



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11 May 2010, 11:23 am

Is so highbrow that her eye-brows are on top of her head.


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11 May 2010, 1:41 pm

Hangs outside of the stucco building in hopes of getting food...



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11 May 2010, 2:27 pm

Beat Deep Blue at chess but lost at dominoes to Gary Kasparov.


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11 May 2010, 6:28 pm

He doesn't really have a pet dog. He has a pet duck, that imprinted on him as soon as it hatched and has thought he was its mother since then.



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11 May 2010, 7:47 pm

Is the mother of said pet duck.


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12 May 2010, 3:14 am

Wanted to roast my pet duck!


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12 May 2010, 4:50 am

Knows his goose is cooked. :wink:



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12 May 2010, 4:58 am

Likes to have a gander around.


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12 May 2010, 5:07 am

Well, what's sauce for the gander is sauce for the goose (to paraphrase a little)- so I'll have a bit of a gander as well. :)



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12 May 2010, 7:31 am

Got saucy with TallyMan and goosed him! 8O



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13 May 2010, 6:27 am

( 8O :lol: )

Is quite a tartar when not being cheesy or otherwise saucy.


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13 May 2010, 6:29 am

Wants to be a sailor, because he loves marinara sauce so much



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13 May 2010, 6:44 am

Keeps a parrot and drinks a bottle of rum a day to remind her of her old pirate days.


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13 May 2010, 6:46 am

His pet parrot drinks rum and sings bawdy songs at 2 a.m. That's why he lives in the country, he can't have near neighbors!