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14 May 2010, 6:49 am

Used to put snuff on food as a garnish before she discovered she was supposed to snort it.

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14 May 2010, 6:58 am

Didn't tell me, because he liked snuff as a garnish.

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14 May 2010, 7:03 am

Puts gravel chips on salad for extra crunchiness.

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14 May 2010, 7:06 am

Puts sand in his smoothies for "roughage", to keep him regular

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14 May 2010, 7:18 am

Makes sauces extra thick with a dash of cement powder. Though it does lie a bit heavy on the stomach.

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14 May 2010, 7:22 am

Had lovely loose garden soil until he mistook a bag of cement powder for fertilizer.

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15 May 2010, 12:09 pm

Feeds cement powder to her chickens to make extra strong egg shells.

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15 May 2010, 10:13 pm

Is and of the how but with.

If?

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16 May 2010, 3:21 am

has a hand where his head should be and two heads where his hands should be.

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16 May 2010, 5:54 am

Puts his knee in his mouth, because his foot won't reach.

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16 May 2010, 11:57 am

Bites her toe nails.

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16 May 2010, 12:50 pm

Is Prime Minister of Africa, and was elected by ghosts of squirrels.

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16 May 2010, 2:21 pm

Was kicked out of the league of vampires for eating too much garlic.

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16 May 2010, 2:56 pm

Had been accepted as a tour bus driver in Chinatown..

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16 May 2010, 3:04 pm

Has been given the job of writing the motto inside fortune cookies at a Chinese restaurant.

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16 May 2010, 6:21 pm

Is one of the few people aware of the fact that the moon is actually a balloon blown up every night by a giant, invisible ant eater wearing a pink wig made from the entrails of old discarded shoes.

TallyMan is aware of this because he is that ant eater.

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