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Have no idea whatsoever what specific temperature +9.5 Celsius is.

Your fault for Celsius, cold mornings, and crabs who don't simply wear fuzzy socks, instead of

moping about Inevitable Finnish weather.

The Big Secret behind Celsius will be revealed. Your fault I had to include it here.

[°F] = [°C] × 9/5 + 32
[°C] = ([°F] − 32) × 5/9

I just want to relax today, again, for the second day in a row. Your fault!

Your fault that I want pancakes.

Your fault Daylight Savings Time started today and made me have to get up early

We shall hereby make Canadian Daylight Savings Time change by TWO hours!

Your fault for complaining!

Your fault for assuming there's such a thing as Canadian Daylight Savings Time, as most of us just copy what the Americans do (except for Saskatchewan, they're too lazy to ever bother changing their clocks)

You must be blamed for not admiring Saskatchewan's determined defiance of what is actually a rather silly idea.

All the overseas channels now show their programmes one hour later...

Your fault.

Your fault for not writing a stern letter to the foreign television stations.

Three tiny ticks have crawled across my ipad screen while I have been sitting here looking at the 'off the wall' forum. I admit they are better than giant wetas, but I still blame you.

I googled ticks. Then images of ticks. It was a mistake. Your fault.

I blame you for not teaching my dog to dance while barking in a foreign language.

AspergianMutantt, I blame you that I didn't think of doing that for my own dog. Maybe we could start a training school?

Krabo, what can I say? That's just sweet, sweet revenge for all the things you have made me Google. You can blame yourself entirely.

I blame you for my coffee cup being empty and my not getting much sleep tonight.
time for a refill.