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21 Apr 2020, 9:07 pm

Karamazov wrote:
Get around the urge to scratch your nose conflicting with the advice not to touch your face by agreeing with a circle of friends to touch each other’s faces when required.


Genius! 8)


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21 Apr 2020, 9:09 pm

Be inconsistent, and unfair to good people.


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21 Apr 2020, 9:14 pm

believe all the hype youve built up about yourself



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21 Apr 2020, 9:37 pm

hide your mistakes with lies
delete posts that contradict you
gaslight a new member to hide your toxic qualities



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22 Apr 2020, 12:21 am

mix gasoline with vasoline [napalm] and light it, then drink it.



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22 Apr 2020, 9:15 am

blooiejagwa wrote:
Karamazov wrote:
Get around the urge to scratch your nose conflicting with the advice not to touch your face by agreeing with a circle of friends to touch each other’s faces when required.


Genius! 8)


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dont scratch your nose with your toes , scratch the other friends toes with your nose :idea: .


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22 Apr 2020, 10:43 am

Lick door handles clean of germs


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22 Apr 2020, 11:02 am

natural selection

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22 Apr 2020, 11:05 am

^ And as they also exemplify: when criticising the rich & powerful always make sure to individually target the ones honestly trying to help those less fortunate than themselves.



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22 Apr 2020, 11:12 am

^ its getting harder & harder to say anything about america & the virus without being discriminitve



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22 Apr 2020, 11:16 am

^ Sometimes silence is the greatest virtue :wink:



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22 Apr 2020, 11:20 am

^ ignorance is bliss and patience is a virtue if you’re dumb and don’t mind waiting around.



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22 Apr 2020, 3:42 pm

To check if your phone is waterproof or not, put it in your washing machine.


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22 Apr 2020, 3:46 pm

Light up everything blue in April.



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22 Apr 2020, 6:40 pm

to state categorically that wearing masks will not help during the pandemic



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22 Apr 2020, 7:34 pm

live with kids and no adult despite having autism and needing someone there


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