Pokemon Roleplay Club of Awesomeness

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"Uh, here, lemme find my key first..." Gristle said. He started fumbling around in all of his pockets for the key.

After a few minutes his hands finally settled on something. He paused for a second, wriggled it out, and pulled out a small shining silver key, with the letters "CHISSAHJO" engraved on the side.

Kiki's eyes widened. "Wait, you're a Guardian?"

Gristle looked at them perplexed. Why would they even know that, anyway?
"Uhm, yeah, there's one for every hemisphere of Graphea...?"

Kiki threw their hands up in the air.
"Well that explains why you're so important!" They clawed the sides of their head impatiently. "Ugh, why don't they tell me these things?!"

Gristle looked confused.
"...Uhh... well anyway."

He stuck the key into the wall, turning it clockwise. Suddenly a small hole appeared in the wall, and from within the depths of the hole he reached in and pulled out a giant red hammer the size of a person.

"Holy crap, that's the Red Hammer!" Kiki whispered excitedly. They looked to Lilli like they'd just met their favorite celebrity in their person.

Lilli looked perplexed. "What's the red hammer...?" Lilli asked.

"Oh, you'll see, you'll see!" Kiki was trying hard to contain their excitement.

Gristle slung the hammer over his shoulder as if it weighed nothing, and casually turned to the rest of the group.
"There's also a bit of recoil," he said, "so I may go flying into the other room, just so you know."
He adjusted his hair very quickly. "...But don't worry, I'll be okay." he grinned.

"This might be rather entertaining." Oeuyia grinned, looking quite excited.

"Um, isn't the door hot from all of Mike's cutting on it...?" Laura asked, slightly worried for Gristle. When the Red Hammer showed up, laura looked baffled in every sense of the word, while Calem just watched in amazement.

(What anime is Gristle from?)

(Hahaha, he's not from an anime, he's from an old, old comic of mine called Basil Steak. I did get a lot of ideas from anime, though. )

When Gristle opens the hole Mike says "Seriously, am I the only one here who can't open portals without a multi billion credit space station?" Upon seeing the hammer he looks rather amazed, even in the low gravity that thing didn't look easy to lift. He stands back a bit more and watches intently.

Mason sees the cutting torch suddenly stop and wonders what's going on, the muffled voices were still there though. Nord looks rather relieved for a moment, "So where was I..." he continues, "Oh yes, Laura and Lilli. Who are they and what are they capable of?" He begins getting the machine ready to hit Mason with a burst of sadness. Mason simply says "I have a feeling you will find out soon" and Nord smugly replies "Oh, I don't doubt that."

"Don't feel bad, I can't either." Laura said cheerfully. Riku and Gabe looked rather agitated being Mega Evolved and not getting to smash anything.

"Shall I go in and distract them a bit?" Ia asked, cheerfully walking through the wall and inadvertently going through the torture machine, causing it to abruptly short circuit. "Hello!" She smiled as everyone in the room stared at her in complete confuzzlement. Then one of the soldiers turned to Nord and says, "See? I told you there was a ghost."

Suddenly, Gumball's ears flipped up and his eyes started glowing. "Stttttiiiick!" Gumball hissed, looking at the door. He could sense something strange nearby. Calem picked Gumball up, not wanting him to get in Gristle's way. "Mrow stick sti, mrowstick, stick!!" He hissed. He gets like this when he senses something weird nearby.

"Damn it, I sense something weird in there! I need to know what it is!"

Mason says "Hey Nord, someone is glitching through the wall in your simulation! At least try to make it believable." Nord ignores Mason and instructs the two soldiers to tackle and try to capture Ia.

Gristle raised the hammer above his head. "All right, ready?" he asked. He closed his eyes. "BY THE POWER OF--"

Suddenly Gristle whipped out a notecard. "What's today's word? ...Ah. Spaghetti."

He scratched the back of his head. "Y'know, that's funny,
'cause the other day I got Bioluminescence."

Gristle coughed. "Anyway. ...BY THE POWER OF SPAGHETTI!!"

Suddenly, the Red Hammer began to glow a red aura, causing the entire room to be bathed in a pink light. Everyone shielded their eyes, while Gristle put on a pair of stylish red sunglasses.

He raised the hammer above his head, bringing it as far back as it could go.
"Red Hammer..."

"...ANNIHILATE!"
And he swung it down with all his might, causing an earth- shattering KABOOM! to echo throughout the room. The force sent Gristle back flying, his sneakers skidding across the floor.

Everyone coughed as smoke spread throughout the room, making it impossible to see. The smoke settled upon the room for a few minutes, billowing and wrapping about in a sparkling purple haze. Gristle looked downwards. He tried to make out something through the thick smoke, but alas, it was too thick to see. Finally, the dust began to settle, and Gristle could barely make out the outline of the doorway.

He squinted. It was empty. He fanned the smoke away to try and get a better look. Gradually, everyone stopped coughing, and the smoke eventually faded away.

And when the smoke cleared, all that was left was a pile of confetti and the blinking stares of Nord and his soldiers.

"By the power of wha? Why spaghetti of all things?" Laura questioned. As soon as the dust settled, Laura rushed into the room with Riku and Anna. "I could have sworn I heard my name, even though your voices were muffled by that huge door." She put a hand on her hip and glanced around. "A~ny~way, if any of you hurt my friend's friend, you are so gonna get it." Riku and Anna stood next to Laura, looking ready to throw down.

"I distracted them! Sort of." Ia poked her head through the wall and grinned cheekily.

"...Distracted? What do you mean?" Lilli asked Ia.

Meanwhile, Kiki had opened a portal and was floating into it backwards.
"Good night..." they yawned. "I'm gonna snooze."

Mike enters the room, stows the welder attatchment, and releases Mason from the restraints.
Mason: "Are you real? Is this a simulation?"
Mike: "Is anything real? Who knows. The simulated multiverse hypothesis can never be conclusively disproven."
Mason: "Yep, you are definitely the real Mike."

"I kept them busy trying to figure out if I was real or not." Ia snickered, turning a backwards somersault in mid-air in her hilarity.

When Kiki left, Laura whined, "Hey! Diddn't you say you would help us?"

She sighed in annoyance and walked over to Mike and Mason. "Now that Mason is rescued, what else did you want us to do?" She looked at Mason. "Wait! Your that one guy Mike was talking about, right?"