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reginaterrae Veteran
Joined: 19 May 2009Age: 59Gender: FemalePosts: 11,220Location: Maryland, USA
Knits gloves for chicken fingers, so they won't get cold before they're served.
TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
Was kicked out of the airport for darning the hole in their wind sock.
Makes toothbrushes for hens.
Sucks eggs better than Grandma.
Dated my grandma.
Is the great grandmother of the person who will save the person from the terminator cyborgs.
Is a terminator cyborg.
Is really Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Is really Maria Shriver.
Gives lessons in choral singing to Mike Tyson.
Asked Mike's little sister out on a date once. That's why his nose looks the way it does.
ProfessorX Veteran
Joined: 8 Feb 2007Age: 53Gender: MalePosts: 16,795
Sought to be the living version of Ms. Dora Ann Drawdy (1819-1885),
Plans to write his autobiography posthumously.
Booyakasha Veteran
Joined: 6 Oct 2009Gender: FemalePosts: 13,898
Wrote his autobiography even before he was born!
Writes her autobiography a month in advance then uses it to decide what to do each day.
superboyian Veteran
Joined: 9 Sep 2009Age: 34Gender: MalePosts: 14,718Location: London
She seems to have been there when TallyMan written his first biography.