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reginaterrae
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17 May 2010, 10:27 am

Knits gloves for chicken fingers, so they won't get cold before they're served.



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17 May 2010, 10:44 am

Was kicked out of the airport for darning the hole in their wind sock.


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17 May 2010, 10:50 am

Makes toothbrushes for hens.



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17 May 2010, 10:51 am

Sucks eggs better than Grandma.


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17 May 2010, 10:53 am

Dated my grandma.



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17 May 2010, 11:26 am

Is the great grandmother of the person who will save the person from the terminator cyborgs.


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17 May 2010, 11:27 am

Is a terminator cyborg.



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17 May 2010, 11:37 am

Is really Arnold Schwarzenegger.


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17 May 2010, 11:42 am

Is really Maria Shriver.



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17 May 2010, 11:50 am

Gives lessons in choral singing to Mike Tyson.


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17 May 2010, 11:52 am

Asked Mike's little sister out on a date once. That's why his nose looks the way it does.



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17 May 2010, 2:18 pm

Sought to be the living version of Ms. Dora Ann Drawdy (1819-1885),



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17 May 2010, 4:26 pm

Plans to write his autobiography posthumously.


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17 May 2010, 4:27 pm

Wrote his autobiography even before he was born! 8O



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17 May 2010, 4:31 pm

Writes her autobiography a month in advance then uses it to decide what to do each day.


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17 May 2010, 4:31 pm

She seems to have been there when TallyMan written his first biography. :lol:


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