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Booyakasha Veteran
Joined: 6 Oct 2009Gender: FemalePosts: 13,898
When going down-town, keeps an appearance of a French flower lady in order to escape the press and possible criminal investigation.
TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
Is really a KGB spy who dresses as a French flower lady and always sells me the third carnation on the left for my button-hole - that is the one with the hidden microdot from the Russian embassy.
CosmicRuss Veteran
Joined: 30 Apr 2010Age: 160Gender: MalePosts: 6,101Location: Location:Location
Can cross-stitch a copy Bayeux Tapestry in under 5 minutes.
Zara Veteran
Joined: 23 Jun 2007Age: 45Gender: MalePosts: 2,877Location: Deep Dungeon, VA
Will only speak to others through a personal translator known as Phillip who is attached to via a link cable directly to his brain.
The words shutter and Kodak mean absolutely nothing to Zara.
Has a photographic memory... unfortunately it got corrupted by a virus and half wiped.
caledonia Veteran
Joined: 10 May 2008Age: 57Gender: MalePosts: 1,738Location: Scotland
Gave everyone swine flu by wiping his snout on their jackets
Gave everyone bird flu by pecking them on the cheek.
Forever pinching bum cheeks. Has a cellar full of them.
Forever makes bum notes. Has been arrested by the police fraud squad for forging thousands of £21 notes.
Created a fraudulent Police force to arrest fictional crooks in crime novels.
Is known to his local constabulary as McMoriarty.
Is actually the false moustache worn in the Detective series, 'Poirot'
Stole Columbo's raincoat out of devilment.
Is fond of lollipops and shouting "Who loves ya` baby" at innocent passers-by.
Has a dog called Scoobydoo and drives a van.