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20 May 2010, 8:33 am

When going down-town, keeps an appearance of a French flower lady in order to escape the press and possible criminal investigation. 8O



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20 May 2010, 8:35 am

Is really a KGB spy who dresses as a French flower lady and always sells me the third carnation on the left for my button-hole - that is the one with the hidden microdot from the Russian embassy.


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20 May 2010, 9:08 am

Can cross-stitch a copy Bayeux Tapestry in under 5 minutes.


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20 May 2010, 9:19 am

Will only speak to others through a personal translator known as Phillip who is attached to via a link cable directly to his brain.


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20 May 2010, 9:48 am

The words shutter and Kodak mean absolutely nothing to Zara.


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20 May 2010, 11:50 am

Has a photographic memory... unfortunately it got corrupted by a virus and half wiped.


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20 May 2010, 11:52 am

Gave everyone swine flu by wiping his snout on their jackets



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20 May 2010, 11:59 am

Gave everyone bird flu by pecking them on the cheek.


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20 May 2010, 12:03 pm

Forever pinching bum cheeks. Has a cellar full of them.



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20 May 2010, 12:05 pm

Forever makes bum notes. Has been arrested by the police fraud squad for forging thousands of £21 notes.


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20 May 2010, 12:27 pm

Created a fraudulent Police force to arrest fictional crooks in crime novels.



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20 May 2010, 12:29 pm

Is known to his local constabulary as McMoriarty.


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20 May 2010, 12:31 pm

Is actually the false moustache worn in the Detective series, 'Poirot'



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20 May 2010, 12:34 pm

Stole Columbo's raincoat out of devilment.


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20 May 2010, 1:21 pm

Is fond of lollipops and shouting "Who loves ya` baby" at innocent passers-by. 8O


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20 May 2010, 1:48 pm

Has a dog called Scoobydoo and drives a van.


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