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CosmicRuss
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21 May 2010, 7:22 am

Chief Cashier at the IMF

[oops wrong thread but it can stay] :roll:


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21 May 2010, 7:26 am

He's Methuselah's dad.



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21 May 2010, 7:28 am

(Wow! He must be my cousin then! :lol: )

Is really an Egyptian mummy.


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21 May 2010, 7:30 am

(My grandmummy was Egyptian! :lol: )

Is the architect who designed the Great Pyramid.



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21 May 2010, 7:45 am

Is the Great GrandQuarter of the Prizemachine! :D


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21 May 2010, 7:50 am

Spent his entire salary on the prize machine in the hopes of winning a shuttle trip back to Earth.


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21 May 2010, 7:59 am

Loves a stroll around Mayfair so that he can go through peoples bins.


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21 May 2010, 8:06 am

Peruses Mayfair and various other one-handed magazines, but only for the articles.



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21 May 2010, 8:10 am

Is 200 meters into a single-handed tunnel building project linking their bedroom to the Bahamas.


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21 May 2010, 8:20 am

Is helping me build said tunnel by smuggling dirt out in his pockets and dumping it in the Atlantic, creating a giant causeway over to the Americas.



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21 May 2010, 8:26 am

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21 May 2010, 8:33 am

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21 May 2010, 5:03 pm

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21 May 2010, 5:21 pm

Is wanted by police in connection with the disappearance of a number of cornflakes and is believed to be a cereal killer.


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21 May 2010, 6:08 pm

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21 May 2010, 6:16 pm

Is Joan Rivers chief jewellery buyer and also a part-time greengrocer.


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