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17 Jun 2010, 2:31 pm

You receive a 100 foot pine tree in your living room! (Not sure the insurance will cover the damage)

*inserts an insurance claim*

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reginaterrae
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17 Jun 2010, 6:22 pm

You receive a gecko.

*inserts a gecko egg*

CosmicRuss
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18 Jun 2010, 11:26 am

You receive a slice of warm buttered toast cut into strips for your soon to be cooked gecko egg.

*inserts heartburn tablet*

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- CosmicRuss

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18 Jun 2010, 11:35 am

The machine belches.

*inserts a coffin*

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18 Jun 2010, 11:38 am

You win a Weave Your Own Basketware Coffin kit.

*inserts airfreshener*

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18 Jun 2010, 12:04 pm

The machine gives you a lecture on depletion of the ozone layer by air freshener sprays.

*inserts a penguin*

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CosmicRuss
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18 Jun 2010, 12:58 pm

You receive a visit from the SSPCA who are investigating the kidnap of a King Penguin from Edinburgh Zoo, with a bonus penguin keyfob thrown in.

*inserts SSPCA donation in lieu of quarter*

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18 Jun 2010, 1:00 pm

You get the pet of your choice. :O)

Inserts a drum stick

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TallyMan
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18 Jun 2010, 2:07 pm

You get a mutilated chicken!

*Inserts some stuffing*

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Descartes
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18 Jun 2010, 4:04 pm

You have received a miniature model of the Mayflower.

*inserts quarter*

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18 Jun 2010, 4:19 pm

You get a Quarter Pounder

Inserts a button

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reginaterrae
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18 Jun 2010, 8:54 pm

You get a button-hole.

*inserts a pound*

TallyMan
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19 Jun 2010, 3:06 am

You receive a dieting book.

Inserts some sergeant stripes: >>>

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CosmicRuss
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19 Jun 2010, 6:30 am

You win a limited edition set of chevron road direction signs.

*inserts car wash token*

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- CosmicRuss

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19 Jun 2010, 11:33 am

Your car skids into the river.

*inserts a diver*

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19 Jun 2010, 2:18 pm

You win a weekend for two in a luxury hyperbaric chamber with bonus bathrobes thrown in.

*inserts helium*

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- CosmicRuss

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