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If you're drinking too much coffee you're not going to get much sleep.

I blame you I had the same kind of night last night.

I blame you for my having to wash the dishes and doing laundry today, when its YOUR turn.

I must blame you for not just sprinkling detergent on your clothes and dishes, then putting them out in the rain.

I blame you for making it snow in the middle of March.

Its your fault I might have to get a new refridgerator as mine is starting to pack up on me.

It's your fault for not unpacking the refrigerator's bags.

Its your fault for not knowing that "Packing up" means not working anymore.

It's your fault for expecting people to understand colloquial language.

Colloquial Language?

I never heard of a country called Colloquial, and I blame you.

I blame you for there not being enough natural blue foods around.

I blame you for farting in the middle of the class..!

We are not allowed to have toasters, where I work.

I blame you as I long hopelessly for toasted English Muffins.

Its your fault I ended up throwing the stapler in the bin as it kept jamming up all the time.

Well, I blame you for letting half of my exam go missing.

A non-working stapler can still be used as a hammer. It's your fault you threw out useful stuff.

P.S. I swear Minim's post was not there when I finally managed to finish mine. It was waiting somewhere in another dimension. And this is your fault.

^ I've had that happen a few times now. Sometimes I have responded to someone, then after I have gone back there have been several messages in between that were not there before. I saw Skilpadde has had the same problem.

I think just for a change I will not blame you. This one is WP's fault.