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theimperiousdork Veteran
Joined: 7 Jul 2009Age: 40Gender: MalePosts: 5,896Location: Secret
Likes Flaming Dr. Pepper with gasoline as fuel.
Darkword Veteran
Joined: 22 Feb 2009Age: 36Gender: MalePosts: 1,398
Is actually a freakishly intelligent dolphin made to look like a person via extensive plastic surgery.
superboyian Veteran
Joined: 9 Sep 2009Age: 34Gender: MalePosts: 14,718Location: London
He performed plastic surgery on himself, leaving him with a hand like his avatar.
TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
Is controlled by an alien worm parasite... the end of which can be seen at the back of his neck.
luvmyaspie Veteran
Joined: 31 Mar 2010Age: 61Gender: FemalePosts: 921Location: QLD Australia
How bizarre! TallyMan actually lives at Berkeley Mansions and has become extremely fond of all its spectre inhabitants!
caledonia Veteran
Joined: 10 May 2008Age: 57Gender: MalePosts: 1,738Location: Scotland
Scares people with pictures of Ghosties and Ghoulies.
Tried to demolish Berkeley Mansions while all of its ghostly inhabitants were in it... to build a multi-storey car park!
Posed as a Nun to hide a convent after ripping off a large sum of money from the triads. Got the idea from an Eric Idle film.
Is really a nun with a pun.
Is a very brave monk with spunk
Got himself a punk (hairdo) when drunk.
Likes to go streaking with his mohican!
Gets his bikini line waxed every Thursday.
Likes to show people from Sao Paulo his Brazilian.
Booyakasha Veteran
Joined: 6 Oct 2009Gender: FemalePosts: 13,898
Forces his grandmother to do the Brazilian wax.
Yes, the hair makes a lovely hat. You should wear one on your bald head, Booyakasha.