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22 May 2010, 10:40 pm

Likes Flaming Dr. Pepper with gasoline as fuel.


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23 May 2010, 5:05 am

Is actually a freakishly intelligent dolphin made to look like a person via extensive plastic surgery.


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23 May 2010, 5:38 am

He performed plastic surgery on himself, leaving him with a hand like his avatar.


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23 May 2010, 6:32 am

Is controlled by an alien worm parasite... the end of which can be seen at the back of his neck. :wink:


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23 May 2010, 9:26 am

How bizarre! TallyMan actually lives at Berkeley Mansions and has become extremely fond of all its spectre inhabitants!


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23 May 2010, 2:24 pm

Scares people with pictures of Ghosties and Ghoulies.



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23 May 2010, 2:24 pm

Tried to demolish Berkeley Mansions while all of its ghostly inhabitants were in it... to build a multi-storey car park!


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23 May 2010, 2:28 pm

Posed as a Nun to hide a convent after ripping off a large sum of money from the triads. Got the idea from an Eric Idle film.



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23 May 2010, 2:54 pm

Is really a nun with a pun.


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23 May 2010, 2:57 pm

Is a very brave monk with spunk



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23 May 2010, 2:59 pm

Got himself a punk (hairdo) when drunk.


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23 May 2010, 3:02 pm

Likes to go streaking with his mohican! 8O



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23 May 2010, 3:22 pm

Gets his bikini line waxed every Thursday.


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23 May 2010, 3:24 pm

Likes to show people from Sao Paulo his Brazilian.



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23 May 2010, 3:29 pm

Forces his grandmother to do the Brazilian wax. 8O



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23 May 2010, 3:33 pm

Yes, the hair makes a lovely hat. You should wear one on your bald head, Booyakasha.