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caledonia
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24 May 2010, 1:20 pm

Is made of straw and has interchangeable heads and keeps stalking my Aunt sally.



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24 May 2010, 1:25 pm

Has detachable limbs... which keeps the local kids amused for hours reassembling him in ever more obscure ways.


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24 May 2010, 1:29 pm

Seen better legs on an IKEA coffee table than TallyMan's. His legs have woodworm and moss too.



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24 May 2010, 1:34 pm

Once tried yoga and got his legs stuck behind his head... It took three days before anyone found him to rescue him. Since then he got nicknamed Yogi Bear.


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24 May 2010, 1:36 pm

Thinks Yogi Bear invented television.



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24 May 2010, 1:41 pm

Made some chicken soup but didn't follow the recipe very well.

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24 May 2010, 1:41 pm

TallyMan once went on a picnic but ended up in hospital because a chunk of boiled egg got lodged in his heart.



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24 May 2010, 1:56 pm

In rare video footage, Woodenboy is here shown coming home from the pub late on a Saturday night:

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24 May 2010, 2:03 pm

Is trying to compete with booyakasha in terms of who can outdo the other in posting uniqueness..



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24 May 2010, 2:42 pm

For some inexplicable reason keeps mixing me up with Booyakasha. :wink: :lol:


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24 May 2010, 2:57 pm

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Is really a flower lady in heart.



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24 May 2010, 3:01 pm

Booyakasha once lured a flock of bees into his toaster and inadvertently invented sugar puffs.



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24 May 2010, 3:05 pm

Appears to have given Booyakasha a sex change! 8O :lol:


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24 May 2010, 3:08 pm

:lol: 8O

She actually IS a French flower lady. :wink:



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24 May 2010, 3:13 pm

She is asking for a tickling in a minute! :P


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24 May 2010, 3:14 pm

:lol: :lol:

She really isn't as scary as she looks like. :P :lol: