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caledonia Veteran
Joined: 10 May 2008Age: 57Gender: MalePosts: 1,738Location: Scotland
Is made of straw and has interchangeable heads and keeps stalking my Aunt sally.
TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
Has detachable limbs... which keeps the local kids amused for hours reassembling him in ever more obscure ways.
Seen better legs on an IKEA coffee table than TallyMan's. His legs have woodworm and moss too.
Once tried yoga and got his legs stuck behind his head... It took three days before anyone found him to rescue him. Since then he got nicknamed Yogi Bear.
Thinks Yogi Bear invented television.
Made some chicken soup but didn't follow the recipe very well.
WoodenBoy Deinonychus
Joined: 12 May 2010Age: 51Gender: MalePosts: 343Location: Bristol
TallyMan once went on a picnic but ended up in hospital because a chunk of boiled egg got lodged in his heart.
In rare video footage, Woodenboy is here shown coming home from the pub late on a Saturday night:
ProfessorX Veteran
Joined: 8 Feb 2007Age: 53Gender: MalePosts: 16,795
Is trying to compete with booyakasha in terms of who can outdo the other in posting uniqueness..
For some inexplicable reason keeps mixing me up with Booyakasha.
Booyakasha Veteran
Joined: 6 Oct 2009Gender: FemalePosts: 13,898
Is really a flower lady in heart.
Booyakasha once lured a flock of bees into his toaster and inadvertently invented sugar puffs.
Appears to have given Booyakasha a sex change!
She actually IS a French flower lady.
She is asking for a tickling in a minute!
She really isn't as scary as she looks like.