Corrupt A Wish

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01 May 2013, 1:08 pm

Granted. Laser beams fall from the sky and eliminate any automobile on the road as soon as you start your car.

I wish I could find the board meeting minute papers.

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01 May 2013, 3:13 pm

Granted. I ate them, sorry.

I wish I had a mini camel.

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01 May 2013, 3:25 pm

Granted, but when you sit on it, it breaks its back from its back from too weight. (Please don't take it the wrong way.)

I wish I had free food in jail.

(PS, I somehow don't mind becoming fictional.)

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01 May 2013, 8:07 pm

Granted, but all of the food is in miniature jail cells with bars around each bite. And you have no saw.

I wish I had a paint brush.

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01 May 2013, 8:11 pm

Granted. You now have a brush made out of wet, lead-based paint.

I wish I had a time machine.

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01 May 2013, 8:34 pm

Granted but the gears are stuck to travel back to the worst day of your life.

I wish I had a freshly baked cake.

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02 May 2013, 1:11 am

Granted, but the cake is made out of a baby monster.

I wish I can live in any climate.

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02 May 2013, 1:29 am

Granted. You now are the subject of several environmental experiments in which you are forced to live for long periods of time in various extreme areas such as the Sahara Desert or the South Pole.

I wish that all of the snow would stop here.

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02 May 2013, 4:34 am

Granted. To do this the Earth must shift 180º on its axis, which causes the mass extinction of squirrels.

I wish I could snap my fingers and make a hot pizza appear on my dinner table.

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02 May 2013, 9:28 am

Granted. It is 500 degrees and won't cool down

I wish people would stop bothering me

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02 May 2013, 10:58 am

Granted, everyone disappears and you now live in extreme isolation, Twilight Zone style.

I wish everyone at my office would stop coming to me to ask me to order them some new doodad or tech accessory every 5 minutes. I am getting irritated with diva attitudes and consumerism.

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03 May 2013, 4:09 am

Granted. You no longer live in the US. :wink:

I wish that the next person would grant me a wish in narrative prose ... at least 250 words long. :twisted:

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03 May 2013, 7:55 am

Granted, but it got erased.

I wish the next person would hop up and down.

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03 May 2013, 11:20 am

Granted; I would, but I have things to do. :mrgreen:

I wish I would start getting more sleep!

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03 May 2013, 5:30 pm

Granted, but you are in eternal sleep.

I wish i had an awesome boyfriend.

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03 May 2013, 6:18 pm

Granted, but he falls for another girl and leaves you!

I wish I can never feel any negative emotion.

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